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Will monkeys fly out of Thump's butt tomorrow?

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Will monkeys fly out of Thump's butt tomorrow?

  • Yes

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • No

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Tomorrow is the day they go in, not out

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • There will be male organs blocking their exit

    Votes: 19 50.0%
  • Total voters
    38
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Speaking about Thump's butt Michael is quoted as saying" I don't know anything about butt monkeys but you know me. I've never been one to turn down a free meal." :lol:
 
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Rumor: Thump Update

According to the latest buzz via email and PM, there have been numerous gerbils, a groundhog, about half a dozen squash or zucchini, and what appears to be a Baby Jessica doll...but not a single monkey.

Take that FWIW.
 
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osugrad21;810822; said:
Rumor: Thump Update

According to the latest buzz via email and PM, there have been numerous gerbils, a groundhog, about half a dozen squash or zucchini, and what appears to be a Baby Jessica doll...but not a single monkey.

Take that FWIW.
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As always Grad, thanks for the recruiting updates....on thump's butt issues. :tongue2:
 
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All of this reminds me of my favorite Limerick, learned while tossing down three/two draft at the North Berg on a Friday afternoon...

There once was a man from Grass,
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When he rubbed them together,
they played "Stormy Weather"
and lightening shot out of his ass.


Singing aye, yi, yi, yi...

Ah, youth
 
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cincibuck;810871; said:
All of this reminds me of my favorite Limerick, learned while tossing down three/two draft at the North Berg on a Friday afternoon...

There once was a man from Grass,
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When he rubbed them together,
they played "Stormy Weather"
and lightening shot out of his ass.


Singing aye, yi, yi, yi...

Ah, youth
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There once was a girl named Sandy Brown
who swore no man could take her down.
Then over the hill came Pistol Pete
with 12 inches of swinging meat.
He took Sandy into the tall, tall grass
and rammed 12 inches up her ass.
Sandy let out a raucous fart
that blew Pete's balls 12 inches apart.
Over the hill came Pistol Pete
6.5 inches of shredded meat.

Singing aye, yi, yi, yi...
 
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osugrad21;810890; said:
There once was a girl named Sandy Brown
who swore no man could take her down.
Then over the hill came Pistol Pete
with 12 inches of swinging meat.
He took Sandy into the tall, tall grass
and rammed 12 inches up her ass.
Sandy let out a raucous fart
that blew Pete's balls 12 inches apart.
Over the hill came Pistol Pete
6.5 inches of shredded meat.

Singing aye, yi, yi, yi...
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There once was a man named dave
who married a whore in a cave.
She only had one tit and smelled like shit
but think of the money he saved.
 
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osugrad21;810822; said:
Rumor: Thump Update

According to the latest buzz via email and PM, there have been numerous gerbils, a groundhog, about half a dozen squash or zucchini, and what appears to be a Baby Jessica doll...but not a single monkey.

Take that FWIW.
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When I heard gerbil I thought of this man...
 
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