Why will you go to hell?

[tibor75]

I made fun of Corky on "Life Goes On"

 

[buckeyeman06]

Because I made 4 boys, who are gonna turn out just like me....

 

[Thump]

I guess a better question would be, "Why WOULDN'T I go to hell?

And right now, I can't think of any reasons.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Well, seeing as how there's no such thing. I won't be going to hell.

 

[Thump]

Well, seeing as how there's no such thing. I won't be going to hell.

That should open a can of worms.

By the way, you're now going to hell since you said there is no hell.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

*runs to avoid the lightning*

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Actually I'm in hell right now. My cublicle is hell. My entire office is hell.

 

[The KSB]

Because I wrote in Jim Trafficant for President in the last election

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Let me count the ways.. oh wait, I can't count THAT high. :adjusts halo:

 

[Thump]

I remember now, I thought it was funny that after that carload of 7 kids was killed (That part wasn't funny) but to top it off, their grandpa keeled over and died of a heart attack after hearing the news.

What a kick in the nuts.

 

[BuckBackHome]

I live in michigan. I'm already there.

 

[Buckin' A]

Let me count the reasons.....

Tibs- I am riding with ya...Corky was the punchline for many years.

 

[vrbryant]

Hell exists. Or rather, it can be created. It's different for every person. For me, it would require being abducted by Mexicans and thrown into a dark, filthy and perpetually damp utility closet in which there would be no room to lay down. Stray cats would be rotated in and out and instructed to scratch my legs and urinate on the wounds. My eyelids would be stapled to my eyebrows, and Joel Schumacher's Batman & Robin would be shown on panoramic screens placed at every conceivable angle with the sound trumpeting in at near-deafening levels. This would go on until I collapsed from exhaustion, at which point I would be nursed back to health by Scarlett Johansson. Any acknowledgement of her presence whatsoever on my part would result in an immediate return to the closet. Presuming medical technology advanced sufficiently during my time there, they would take every measure possible to keep me alive and awake forever and ever.

Oh, and I would only be fed peanut butter sandwiches with no milk.

 

[StooGrimson]

I wished cancer on a bitch I work with...and then she got cancer.

 

[exhawg]

I ding Teddy Swim Team, donny, and buckeyerob every chance I get. And many reasons that I don't want to mention.