Why will you go to hell?

[StooGrimson]

But I'll bet you are against the death penalty for convicted murder. Pompous hypocrisy.

Nice try dumbass. I'm all for the death penalty (which of course will send me to hell according to some folks).

 

[Taosman]

Stoo... I have a request... I need you to make a wish about my mother in law.

Tempting!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Hell is other people.

Hence, welcome to hell.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

No one who fights against gum disease can go to hell.



I've never considered taking requests, but I like the idea. Perhaps if we combine our wishing power kind of like the Wonder Twins (without that annoying monkey of course) we can take care of both our mothers-in-law...

so you have a thing against "Gleek?"

 

[StooGrimson]

so you have a thing against "Gleek?"

No...monkeys. I hate monkeys.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

No...monkeys. I hate monkeys.

I'm ok with monkeys but dang, those Oompa Loompas scare the shit out of me.. I hope for our sake they have no monkeys and no Oompa Loompas in hell.

 

[exhawg]

I don't recycle.

 

[BB73]

I don't recycle.

I do recycle, but only the witty posts of others.