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Why is Life so Unfair to the SEC

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ORD_Buckeye

ORD_Buckeye

Wrong glass, Sir.
Sure some see a #1 team that lost for the second time--not to mention two wins that were pure luck. Some see in Darren McFadden a Heisman candidate who manages to combine slow as molasses speed with a complete lack of vision/judgement, yet because he somehow manages to break off a 70 yard run once a game to make it onto the Sportscenter highlights, is considered the living embodiment of Archie Griffin, Red Grange and Earl Campbell combined.

Me, I see the greatest collection of coaching minds in the universe. Me, I see team speed so unbelievable that each game is a veritable physics lesson in the doppler shift (never mind that Ohio State has more Nobel Laureates in Physics than the entire SEC), Me, I see unparalleled athletic greatness.

Me, therefore proposes that the BCS be hereby amended to stipulate that the national championship game shall henceforth be composed of the winner of the SEC (regardless of such minor details troubling only to more mortal teams as ranking or losses) and whatever sacrificial lamb from the rest of college football that shall be deemed worthy.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;1004667; said:
Some see in Darren McFadden a Heisman candidate who combines slow as molasses speed with a complete lack of vision/judgement, yet because he somehow manages to break off a 70 yard run once a game to keep his candidacy alive, is considered the living emobiment of Archie Griffin and Earl Campbell combined.
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Wow do you not even watch football. I hate the SEC as much as anyone but Dmac is amazing.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;1004667; said:
Sure some see a #1 team that lost for the second time--not to mention two wins that were pure luck. Some see in Darren McFadden a Heisman candidate who combines slow as molasses speed with a complete lack of vision/judgement, yet because he somehow manages to break off a 70 yard run once a game to keep his candidacy alive, is considered the living emobiment of Archie Griffin and Earl Campbell combined.

Me, I see the greatest collection of coaching minds in the universe. Me, I see team speed so unbelievable that each game is a veritable physics lesson in the doppler shift (never mind that Ohio State has more Nobel Laureates in Physics than the entire SEC), Me, I see unparalleled athletic greatness.

Me, therefore proposes that the BCS be hereby amended to stipulate that the national championship game shall henceforth be composed of the winner of the SEC (regardless of such minor details as ranking or losses) and whatever sacrificial lamb from the rest of college football as shall be deemed worthy.
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Why not just move the SEC Championship Game to January and make it the NC game?
 
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methomps;1004748; said:
Why not just move the SEC Championship Game to January and make it the NC game?
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That's the kind of thinking college football needs. Why, on earth, should we let these Gods of the Gridiron travel outside of their home region to defend their immortality? In fact, I'll go one step further: the game should not be played in inclement weather. Unless, it's sunny with a temperature of no lower than 60 degrees and a wind of no more than 10 mph, it's game off. Mere mortals can wait, for Gods await no man.
 
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methomps;1004748; said:
Why not just move the SEC Championship Game to January and make it the NC game?
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Ohh, you don't understand the real NC game is played the first weekend of December in Atlanta. But to make things look good for the lesser, slower teams, the SEC winner will continue to play an exhibition in January.
 
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Palpie;1004756; said:
Ohh, you don't understand the real NC game is played the first weekend of December in Atlanta. But to make things look good for the lesser, slower teams, the SEC winner will continue to play an exhibition in January.
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This reminds me of how the media used to look at the NFC title game in the 1990s (especially when the Cowboys played the 49ers).
 
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ORD_Buckeye;1004667; said:
Sure some see a #1 team that lost for the second time--not to mention two wins that were pure luck. Some see in Darren McFadden a Heisman candidate who manages to combine slow as molasses speed with a complete lack of vision/judgement, yet because he somehow manages to break off a 70 yard run once a game to make it onto the Sportscenter highlights, is considered the living embodiment of Archie Griffin, Red Grange and Earl Campbell combined.

Me, I see the greatest collection of coaching minds in the universe. Me, I see team speed so unbelievable that each game is a veritable physics lesson in the doppler shift (never mind that Ohio State has more Nobel Laureates in Physics than the entire SEC), Me, I see unparalleled athletic greatness.

Me, therefore proposes that the BCS be hereby amended to stipulate that the national championship game shall henceforth be composed of the winner of the SEC (regardless of such minor details troubling only to more mortal teams as ranking or losses) and whatever sacrificial lamb from the rest of college football that shall be deemed worthy.
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This is worthy of a GPA. Excellent Post.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;1004667; said:
Me, I see the greatest collection of coaching minds in the universe. Me, I see team speed so unbelievable that each game is a veritable physics lesson in the doppler shift (never mind that Ohio State has more Nobel Laureates in Physics than the entire SEC), Me, I see unparalleled athletic greatness.
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This deserves a GPA just for hittem with the ol doppler shift, great stuff.
 
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GeauxTigers;1004858; said:
I don't understand why we have to play football. The highest ranked SEC team in pre-season is clearly going to win it all, so why not save everyone some trouble and hand the NC to LSU. Thanks guys!
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thats kinda of an asshole thing to say dont ya think?

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