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Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why haven't they made a mold of my face, yet, with electric razors? If they made one, all I'd have to do in the morning is put my face in the mold, turn it on, and 5 seconds later, I'd be all shaved.

Next up on my list of inventions, a handle on the washing machine. Why the hell won't they make washing machines with handles? Don't they know that people carry the flippin' things?
 
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These are all meaning of life questions like If a tree falls in the forest....., or my favorite why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 but buns in packs of 8. Why are packages sent by ship called cargo and packages sent by cars(or trucks) called shipments? I might have to go home from work early today to meditate.
 
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JonathanXC said:
That razor protype might be somewhat painful...i doubt you get it right the first time.
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I'm not going to be the first one to use it. That's someone else's job. Just give me the finished product, and it better damn work right, or I'll sue their asses for the fact that I have to live the rest of my life with no eyebrows.
 
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LoKyBuckeye said:
maybe not a razor but use the same concept except for women and putting on make up. Just stick your face in and you're done!
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Don't be silly. That's why Zurp (or someone who looks alot like Zurp) invented the makeup gun. :p
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