Who wants some?

[Golferdow01]

I'd like to know how that is possible. Does that mean I owe someone a message?

Sure does, and if my math serves me, if you had -j messages waiting, you'd owe me an imaginary message...ok I'm done.

 

[JXC]

I wish I had a message.

 

[Golferdow01]

I wish I had a message.

I wish I had a massage.

 

[Zurp]

Sure does, and if my math serves me, if you had -j messages waiting, you'd owe me an imaginary message...ok I'm done.

I was taught that i was the imaginary number.

I'll give you an imaginary message as soon as I can find my imaginary voice mailbox.

 

[Golferdow01]

I was taught that i was the imaginary number.

They both are. Mathematicians use 'i' and engineers use 'j'.

 

[Zurp]

They both are. Mathematicians use 'i' and engineers use 'j'.

CRAP! I never learned imaginary numbers in engineering school. Weird.

Of course, school is just a drunken haze to me, now.

 

[JXC]

You learned things in school??? Wow!

 

[Golferdow01]

CRAP! I never learned imaginary numbers in engineering school. Weird.

Of course, school is just a drunken haze to me, now.

Don't worry, it's a drunken haze to me right now and I still have 4 months to go...

 

[Zurp]

You learned things in school??? Wow!

If you fall asleep in class often enough, eventually you start to dream about whatever the hell the professor was talking about. And you might even remember SOME of it.

 

[JXC]

If you fall asleep in class often enough, eventually you start to dream about whatever the hell the professor was talking about. And you might even remember SOME of it.

Funny...I always dreamed about beer and sex.

 

[Zurp]

Alright.. next question..

How many pants am I wearing?
(Hint: It is NOT a trick question.)

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Alright.. next question..

How many pants am I wearing?
(Hint: It is NOT a trick question.)

1?

 

[Zurp]

1?

Good job. Why do they call them a "pair of pants" when there's just one pants?

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Good job. Why do they call them a "pair of pants" when there's just one pants?

or a TV Set when there is only one?

these are things we need to know.

 

[Zurp]

or a TV Set when there is only one?

I never thought about that one. But here's one that bothers me: Why is Barry White black, and Clint Black white?