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Yeah, when I was there they were using the McDonalds, but there is no way they can all do that. Where do they go? My helmet smells funny too.

Random outdoor poop story! Yay!

When living in Boston this homeless guy pooped. Yes, that is the story. He was at an animal rescue place on Tremont and sat over a brick wall and all types of stuff flew out. No wiping. Most disgusting walk to work ever.

Only other poop story: I saw that leprechaun on campus crap in an alley. Someone my age must know who I mean: the red bearded little person who tried to start fights and roamed campus in the 90s.
 
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kinch;2026417; said:
Yeah, when I was there they were using the McDonalds, but there is no way they can all do that. Where do they go? My helmet smells funny too.

Random outdoor poop story! Yay!

When living in Boston this homeless guy pooped. Yes, that is the story. He was at an animal rescue place on Tremont and sat over a brick wall and all types of stuff flew out. No wiping. Most disgusting walk to work ever.

Only other poop story: I saw that leprechaun on campus crap in an alley. Someone my age must know who I mean: the red bearded little person who tried to start fights and roamed campus in the 90s.

Yes, I know exactly who you are talking about. When I lived on 11th Ave, there used to be a little store behind Mustard's on 11th, and that little drunk fucker used to badger us to buy him shit all the time.
 
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Holy shit. I don't do strip clubs. I am now I guess.

I have been off work for two months camped up in my place, hence my craziness. I go back tomorrow. Some old lawyer friends would not take "no" for an answer and are drawing me out to get me cocky again before negotiations tomorrow. Ha. They are expensing it: welcome to Wall Street.

This should be interesting.
 
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I need to let this out now.

My friend whom I met tonight said something as I made sure he got home. He asked for another drink and then said "I'm an alcoholic." I was too. That is why I have been off work. I was getting clean. This also explains how crazy I have been, maybe. :) I was unlike most and so wasn't diagnosed as being one: I never drank much, I was very careful to time it so that I was never drunk. It was medication. I can still drink (yay!) but just tend not to. My friend from tonight is apparently a binger, a more "standard" guy. I think I helped him, who knows.

For all of you though, break through to people who need it. It was sad to see, and I can only imagine what I looked like.
 
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Just like your swimsuit thread, the title was completely misleading. I was expecting pictures!

Hot-Chicks-in-Helmets-Hot-viking-woman.jpg
 
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kinch;2026007; said:
I want to go out to grab a few things for the day. I just woke up.

And I can't find my helmet.

I have to wear one to avoid hurting myself. I strangely believe that my cats stole it.

I need my helmet. There are many like it, but this one is mine. I am nothing without my helmet, it is nothing without me.

Here it is....

poop_helmet.jpg


:biggrin:
 
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kinch;2026611; said:
They pretty much just poop and destroy things.

They knocked over all my knives yesterday, and a microwave, and a spice rack (seriously). They are evil. I'll be lucky to live out the week.

Hm. You keep your microwave standing up? Mine is about as "over" as you can get it. Or did the cats stand it up before knocking it over?
 
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