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Where is my helmet?

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kinch

kinch

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I want to go out to grab a few things for the day. I just woke up.

And I can't find my helmet.

I have to wear one to avoid hurting myself. I strangely believe that my cats stole it.

I need my helmet. There are many like it, but this one is mine. I am nothing without my helmet, it is nothing without me.
 
You looked funny with a lime on your head anyway.

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kinch;2026010; said:
Well my cats don't usually do that type of thing.
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That's not what I meant. I meant that I thought it was strange that you needed to use "strangely" in that sentence. I would have thought that the "strangeness" would have been understood.

Like, if you came home from work and found your cats building a tower out of tarot cards, that would be one thing. But, maybe you didn't even own tarot cards. And your wife/girlfriend/roommate/whoever/whatever you happen to live with also doesn't own tarot cards, so the cats must have actually gone out and acquired some tarot cards. That would be strange. Especially if they showed you the receipt. How much do tarot cards cost? Would your cats use cash or credit? If it's credit, how do they sign the slip? If it's cash, what do they do with the leftover change? You can't just hold onto all those nickles and pennies and dimes. And quarters. Maybe they dropped those in the "help support the Ronald McDonald house" thing at McDonald's.

See.. that sentence where I say "That would be strange" really wasn't necessary in that paragraph. That's the point I was making.
 
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Zurp;2026128; said:
That's not what I meant. I meant that I thought it was strange that you needed to use "strangely" in that sentence. I would have thought that the "strangeness" would have been understood.

Like, if you came home from work and found your cats building a tower out of tarot cards, that would be one thing. But, maybe you didn't even own tarot cards. And your wife/girlfriend/roommate/whoever/whatever you happen to live with also doesn't own tarot cards, so the cats must have actually gone out and acquired some tarot cards. That would be strange. Especially if they showed you the receipt. How much do tarot cards cost? Would your cats use cash or credit? If it's credit, how do they sign the slip? If it's cash, what do they do with the leftover change? You can't just hold onto all those nickles and pennies and dimes. And quarters. Maybe they dropped those in the "help support the Ronald McDonald house" thing at McDonald's.

See.. that sentence where I say "That would be strange" really wasn't necessary in that paragraph. That's the point I was making.
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This strange story reminds me, I miss Troppos's Bad Day.
 
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Zurp;2026128; said:
That's not what I meant. I meant that I thought it was strange that you needed to use "strangely" in that sentence. I would have thought that the "strangeness" would have been understood.

Like, if you came home from work and found your cats building a tower out of tarot cards, that would be one thing. But, maybe you didn't even own tarot cards. And your wife/girlfriend/roommate/whoever/whatever you happen to live with also doesn't own tarot cards, so the cats must have actually gone out and acquired some tarot cards. That would be strange. Especially if they showed you the receipt. How much do tarot cards cost? Would your cats use cash or credit? If it's credit, how do they sign the slip? If it's cash, what do they do with the leftover change? You can't just hold onto all those nickles and pennies and dimes. And quarters. Maybe they dropped those in the "help support the Ronald McDonald house" thing at McDonald's.

See.. that sentence where I say "That would be strange" really wasn't necessary in that paragraph. That's the point I was making.
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You clearly don't know my cats.
 
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