What's better: Bacon or Beard?

[Thump]

Well?

 

[sepia5]

Must I choose?

 

[BuckTwenty]

BEARD. No question.

 

[Gatorubet]

If I had a beard I could revisit my bacon any time I wanted.

 

[Nicknam4]

My "beard" sucks ass and looks terrible. I enjoy a nice bowl of hot, juicy, crispy bacon while withering in the shame of my shaven face.

 

[buckeyebri]

What is a conundrum....

I'll take Man vs. Food for 400 Alex...

 

[BUCKYLE]

Beard.

/thread

 

[Best Buckeye]

Can't have no beard wif out no Bacon.
Who would want to eat a beard surprise?

 

[Mac]

Bacon. It goes with everything. But then again so does beard. Ahhh this is so hard

 

[knapplc]

Bacon. I hate my beard. Can't stand growing it out, hate shaving it.

When I win the lottery the first appointment I schedule will be for laser treatments to get these damned whiskers removed permanently.

Bacon, on the other hand, is the best food ever. It goes with everything.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Bacon. I hate my beard. Can't stand growing it out, hate shaving it.

When I win the lottery the first appointment I schedule will be for laser treatments to get these damned whiskers removed permanently.

Bacon, on the other hand, is the best food ever. It goes with everything.

Ban this motherfucker.

 

[knapplc]

Ban this motherfucker.

I had a feeling that was coming.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Millions of men and women shave off their beard everyday. no one shaves off bacon.....nuff said

 

[Mac]

Hmmm Bacon tastes good, I'm sure beard doesn't

You can never get sick of bacon...

 

[buxfan4life]

Hmmm Bacon tastes good, I'm sure beard doesn't

You can never get sick of bacon...

Ever had a bearded clam?