What WILL YOU do to beat Iowa?!?

[JXC]

Besides wearing scarlet and screaming like hell at the game whenever we aren't on offense, and besides growing the longest beard I've had in a long long time, since I haven't had to worry about work making me shave it...

I will bic my head before the game. Cleanly shaved head + beard is undefeated. So even though it looks terrible, I've got to do it for the Buckeyes! GO BUCKS!!!

 

[Dryden]

As mentioned in the Penn State thread, I will drink Budweiser instead of Miller Lite. Budweiser was my beer of choice in 2002 and 2003. In 2004, around the time of the Iowa game, I switched to Miller Light.

Coincidence? I think not.

Additionally, I'm going to guzzle down some White Russians for as long as I can stand it. I have drank White Russians during four different games: the Fiesta against Miami, the Fiesta against Kansas State, the Alamo Bowl, and the National Championship Game against LSU.

Unfortunately, I ran out of Khalua midway through the second quarter of the game against LSU.

Again. Coincidence? I think not.

Lastly, I will try not to post anything Saturday night after the game is over. If I do, whatever I write, I would just like to go ahead and preemptively apologize for it right now, because I will be bombed out of my gourd.

 

[Steve Phillips]

I'm going to fuck a fat chick.

 

[Buckeneye]

I'm going to down some carbomb's. Did that against State Penn this year, did it against scUM in 06.

I think I may have found something here...

Plus I have to watch the game at my own house, we've lost both times I've gone to a paticular friends place. So I'll just have him bring his 72'' Samsung DLP to my pad

 

[BUCKYLE]

I'll drive home from work at roughly 90mph so I can watch a quarter and a half of the game.

 

[Zander42]

My flag goes on the porch Friday before I leave for work.

 

[BB73]

Changed plans - coming to C-Bus on Saturday.

 

[orko]

Order Crazy Bread with the pizza. Like last week,

 

[OHSportsFan]

Score a touchdown in mop-up duty.

 

[buxfan4life]

Sitting in my favorite chair with a beer (or few) and watch the Buckeyes bash the Hawkeyes with my son.

Maybe some pizza rolls if we get hungry.

That's all.

 

[MaxBuck]

My answer to this is the same as my answer to any post whose title is "what will (did) you do to beat (insert team name here)." And that is, sweet fuck-all (SFA), since nothing any of us can do (with the possible exception of cheering our larynxes to the point of disease if we actually have tickets) will have any fucking influence whatever on the outcome of the game.




Oh, wait. What I will do is cheer my larynx to the point of disease. Sorry about that.

 

[Oh8ch]

I'm withholding sex from Deety.

 

[Best Buckeye]

I'm withholding sex from Deety.

That's nothing new or special is it?

 

[jlb1705]

Grow my fierce Penn State beard into a longer, fiercer Iowa beard.

 

[NFBuck]

I'm going to the mall, finding the closest stuffed animal to a hawk and farting on it.