What Should Lebron's New Nickname Be?

[LordJeffBuck]

Obviously King James and The Chosen One just won't cut it any longer, so we need a new nickname for Lebron. I've come up with several possibilities (some are my own, some have been used by others in this thread):

Bitchmade
Delonte, Jr.
LeBimbo
LeBrick
LeBroad
LeBronze
LeFraud
Lord of the Rings (always looking for that elusive One Ring)
LWest
Mrs. Wade
Queen James
Quitness
Robin
Sidekick
Witless

I personally like the name LeBronze because the guy is simply not a winner.

Post your own nicknames, and I'll eventually add a poll with some of the top suggestions.

 

[bucknut502]

I'm gonna go with "Future World Champion"

 

[utgrad73]

LeCenter of the Universe seems appopriate after the "Decision". Sarcasm off

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

King Vag

 

[BB73]

Isn't it time we move on? It was meant to happen.

SoBe it.

 

[southcampus]

I'm diggin Fame whore or Delonte's step child.

 

[aurorabuckeye13]

Nazgul... Former king who now is a soulless shell of his former self

 

[Romanowski]

ElBurro

 

[DiamondBuck]

Gotta go with Quitness.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Gollum

 

[OH10]

Bitchmade. Its our own.

 

[Meyer]

I'm gonna go with Bitchmade cause I used it first in the thread and I'm uhh trying to build my brand lol just kidding but I will use a bunch of different ones over the next year I'm sure.

[censored] u queen james

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Nazgul... Former king who now is a soulless shell of his former self

DWade is a Nazgul - he has a ring!

 

[localyokel]

Along the theme of fantasy/scifi references, saw this posted online: LeBron = Anakin Skywalker (what with the betrayal of the Jedi & choosing to serve the Empire, etc.) So, there's always Darth James.

Or, speaking of turncoats, LeBenedict Arnold.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Quitness is probably my favorite

Although, I'd be more than satisfied with LeGollum, LeBronze, LePippen and Le--You're doin' what to my mamma?