What should I get my wife for our 25th wedding anniversary?

[Saw31]

You could give her an orgasm...She has been waiting 25 years afterall...

 

[Romanowski]

Like I want you showing up wearing nothing but a big bow.

Frank Shirley style???...

I'm cuter though!

how do you know!?!?!?!?

 

[BB73]

You could give her an orgasm...She has been waiting 25 years afterall...

I think we have a winner!

But that's only with me. I'm sure she getting satisfied elsewhere.

 

[Brutus1]

Anal is a good choice for any anniversary, as long as she's not the one
on top.

 

[BB73]

Anal?

A 'chocolate box' is quite different from a 'box of chocolates'.

 

[Gatorubet]

Buy her clothes a size too large so she can take them all back and tell her freinds about it.

 

[Buckin' A]

Without reading all of this thread...I suggest a gerbil.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Take her out for a romantic meal at a fancy restaurant:

 

[ScriptOhio]

Without reading all of this thread...I suggest a gerbil.

Great idea, nothing says "I love you" like a gerbil.

 

[cincibuck]

Make a reservation for her at the Space Needle Restaurant while you catch the Buckeye's in Husky Stadium. You dog you.

 

[BB73]

I can't believe nobody's suggested Viagra, Levitra, or Cialis. :tongue2:

 

[Oh8ch]

I can't believe nobody's suggested Viagra, Levitra, or Cialis.

We didn't know she had a penis.

 

[NFBuck]

We didn't know she had a penis.

ewwwww, sick burn.

 

[BB73]

We didn't know she had a penis.

Thanks, Oh8ch! I knew you wouldn't 'let me down'.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

How 'bout some anal bleaching cream?

http://www.southbeachskinsolutions.com/