What should I get my wife for our 25th wedding anniversary?

[BB73]

This thread is not serious, and is not evidence of any pussification of BP.

I expect to be bombarded with wise-ass suggestions of marginal taste.

But please attempt to be creative and witty, rather than simply profane.

To clarify that last statement, I wouldn't consider 'anal lube' to be creative and witty.

 

[djtidebuck]

Take a cruise.

Also, make sure that you send her a postcard while your gone.:)

 

[BB73]

Take a cruise.

Also, make sure that you send her a postcard while your gone.:)

Not a bad idea. But in order to be a gift to her, she should be the one sending the postcard.

 

[SparkyOSU]

This thread is not serious, and is not evidence of any pussification of BP.

I expect to be bombarded with wise-ass suggestions of marginal taste.

But please attempt to be creative and witty, rather than simply profane.

Get her a language filter

 

[djtidebuck]

Not a bad idea. But in order to be a gift to her, she should be the one sending the postcard.

Two ways to look at it.:)

 

[djtidebuck]

Get her a language filter

I was thinking that, but I held back on my suggestion.

 

[iambrutus]

take some pictures like this for her

 

[martinss01]

get her a blender.













with cruise tickets inside the owners manual.

 

[jimotis4heisman]

25th is silver isnt it?

i have no idea. how much $?

 

[SparkyOSU]

Give her a silver dollar

or silver spoon

or silver surfer

or a sliver

or liver

 

[BB73]

25th is silver isnt it?

i have no idea. how much $?

You may have missed post #1. I'm not looking for real gift ideas.

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

OSU Football season tickets. (Silver Bullets!)

Or perhaps a SGN subscription?

 

[BB73]

A sledgehammer to the back of the skull.

Maybe next year, if I get her a bunch of life insurance this year.

 

[Oh8ch]

You may have missed post #1. I'm not looking for real gift ideas.

How about a unicorn then.

 

[cincibuck]

OK, October 1958. I'm sitting on the front steps, waiting for some buddies to show up and play football. The old man comes out, sits down next to me, lights up a Camel, takes a puff and says, "I tell you Woody, I just don't understand your mother."

It was their 25th. He came home with a top of the line cannister vacuum cleaner with all the accessories. Mom began crying and ran into the bedroom and slammed the door.

I looked over at him and felt sorry for the guy, "I don't get it either, Dad. It was a neat looking vacuum cleaner."

So I don't know what to tell you except, steer away from vacuum cleaners.