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What should I get my wife for our 25th wedding anniversary?

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cincibuck;840634; said:
OK, October 1958. I'm sitting on the front steps, waiting for some buddies to show up and play football. The old man comes out, sits down next to me, lights up a Camel, takes a puff and says, "I tell you Woody, I just don't understand your mother."

It was their 25th. He came home with a top of the line cannister vacuum cleaner with all the accessories. Mom began crying and ran into the bedroom and slammed the door.

I looked over at him and felt sorry for the guy, "I don't get it either, Dad. It was a neat looking vacuum cleaner."

So I don't know what to tell you except, steer away from vacuum cleaners.
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Never to old for sex toys and whips.
 
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Whatever you buy her, "don't forget the batteries"

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BB73;840563; said:
To clarify that last statement, I wouldn't consider 'anal lube' to be creative and witty.
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Clearly, you are not as "in touch" with that product as Thump.

Give her a card. In the card, include tickets for a trip to some warm, tropical island during the last week of January. Live on the proceeds the rest of your life.
 
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