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What is your favorite Movie Line? (Merged)

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Re Conspiracy: An Austrian movie called The Wannsee Conference deals with the same subject matter. The Wannsee Conference is actually a recreation of the Nazis' "Final Solution" meeting in January 1942, and is based on the minutes taken at the meeting. Pretty eerie stuff.

"I'm gonna get medieval on your ass." Marcellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction

"And one more thing ... It's been emotional." Big Chris, Lock, Stock
 
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I know they aren't movie quotes, but the Simpson's had some great quotes over the years...maybe worth another thread altogether. But for now, here are a couple of my favorites:

"Alcohol is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." --Homer Simpson

"Alright brain, we've never liked each other, but if you help me get through this, I'll get back to killing you with beer." --Homer Simpson
 
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Pat Healy: What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
Brett Favre: I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumb ass.


Ted: So you're moving down to Miami?
Pat Healy: I accepted a job offer.
Ted: With who?
Pat Healy: With... uh... Rice-a-Roni.
Ted: Isn't that the San Francisco treat?
Pat Healy: It *was*. They're changing their image.


Ted: Japan? What's she doing in Japan?
Pat Healy: Well, you've heard of mail-order brides? Well, they go that way too.
Ted: What, are they desperate? She's a whale!
Pat Healy: You can't forget, it's a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.

:osu:
 
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The AFI is compiling the top 100 movie quotes of all time, but I'm pretty sure they'll screw it up like the people who made up the list of best songs of all time. What are your favorite movie quotes of all time rather than those glue sniffing Hollywood elitist pigs (that might have been a little too PCP for the general board) who are going to make up the AFI's list?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...e=4&u=/ap/20041117/ap_en_mo/film_movie_quotes

Here are a few of mine:

From SLC Punk-
Stevo: (to parents) I love you guys, don't get me wrong. But for the first time in my life I'm eighteen and I can say fuuuuck youuu!
Stevo's Dad: I didn't sell out, I bought in. Keep that in mind.

From Billy Madison-
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

From Office Space-
Bob: If you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter: Yeah.
Bob: Great.
Peter: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
-Office Space is full of great quotes

-From Fight Club
I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
 
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my life is slowly resembling the movie office space.

my stapler jammed, and I went on a diatribe to my boss about how this wouldnt happen if i had my Swinline stapler.

I also forgot to put our new version of a cover sheet on a report I did, and I had 3 different people tell me about it in a 10 minute span, including someone who asked me if I read the e-mail about it.
 
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum..."

- Rowdy Roddy Piper as Nada from They Live

"And shepherds we shall be
For thee my Lord for thee
Power hath descended forth from thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command
We shall flow a river forth to thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine patris, et filii......et spiritus sancti."

- Boondock Saints

"Usual vault rules apply: Touch not, lest ye be touched."

"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Renee, but Hartford...the Whale...they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."

"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!"

- Brodie from Mallrats

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

- Crash Davis from Bull Durham

"Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV. That's the beauty of college these days, Tommy...you can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit."

- Droz fomr PCU
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
:slappy: now youre just lying.
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Nope. Fiscal note cover sheets with new copy disbursement tables at the bottom.

bottom left corner says revised Sept. 2004. I had some old ones left over and used the wrong ones. Apparently the bureaucratic process was not equipped to handle such a problem.
 
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