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Long Duk Dong from Sixteen Candles
Long Duk Dong from Sixteen Candles
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Grocho and Chico Marx were the kings of classic movie lines:
A Night at the Opera:
Lassparri: "They threw an apple at me!"
Groucho: "Well, watermelons are out of season."
Groucho: "you will have to sign this sanity clause."
Chico: "You can't a fool a me there ain't no sanity clause"
A Night in Casablance
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere
Animal Crackers
Groucho: Do you mind if I don't smoke?
Groucho: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks. You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.
Cab driver: Hey mister, $18.75
Groucho: 1875? That's what I thought.
The 1940 models run much smoother.
Duck Soup
Attorney: Chicolini, when were you born?
Chicolini: I don't remember. I was just a little baby.
Groucho: Why a four year old child could understand this.Run out and get me a four year old child, I can't make head or tail out of it.
Groucho: I danced before Napoleon. No, Napoleon danced before me - in fact, he danced two hundred years before me.
A Night at the Opera:
Lassparri: "They threw an apple at me!"
Groucho: "Well, watermelons are out of season."
Groucho: "you will have to sign this sanity clause."
Chico: "You can't a fool a me there ain't no sanity clause"
A Night in Casablance
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere
Animal Crackers
Groucho: Do you mind if I don't smoke?
Groucho: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks. You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.
Cab driver: Hey mister, $18.75
Groucho: 1875? That's what I thought.
The 1940 models run much smoother.
Duck Soup
Attorney: Chicolini, when were you born?
Chicolini: I don't remember. I was just a little baby.
Groucho: Why a four year old child could understand this.Run out and get me a four year old child, I can't make head or tail out of it.
Groucho: I danced before Napoleon. No, Napoleon danced before me - in fact, he danced two hundred years before me.
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tsteele316
Mr. Such and Such
Foxy Cleopatra: "Tell me something I don't know."
Austin Powers: "I once open-mouthed kissed a horse."
Austin Powers: "I once open-mouthed kissed a horse."
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AMISH-SLAYER
Cobra Kai Sensei
bat boy- get a hit crash
crash davis- shut up
jules- my wallet is the one that says bad mother fucker on it
piker- why the fuck would i want a caravan with no fucking wheels
ace- see that you do. had i been drinking from the toilet i might have been killed
crash davis- shut up
jules- my wallet is the one that says bad mother fucker on it
piker- why the fuck would i want a caravan with no fucking wheels
ace- see that you do. had i been drinking from the toilet i might have been killed
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OSUsushichic
Fired up! Ready to go!
from Dr. Strangelove:
General Jack D. Ripper: I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
from A League of Their Own:
Jimmy: (prayer before the game) Oh, Lord! Hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank you for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is – she kept calling your name.
from Good Morning Vietnam:
Cronauer: The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles:
Steve Martin: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
from National Lampoon's Vacation
Clark Griswold: I think you're all fu**ed in the head. We're ten hours from the fu**ing fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fu**ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your a**holes! I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose!
and from Christmas Vacation:
Clark: I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?
General Jack D. Ripper: I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
from A League of Their Own:
Jimmy: (prayer before the game) Oh, Lord! Hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank you for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is – she kept calling your name.
from Good Morning Vietnam:
Cronauer: The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles:
Steve Martin: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
from National Lampoon's Vacation
Clark Griswold: I think you're all fu**ed in the head. We're ten hours from the fu**ing fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fu**ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your a**holes! I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose!
and from Christmas Vacation:
Clark: I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?
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"Tell me Nordberg. Tell me...."
"Drugs"
"Nurse, get this man some drugs, can't you see he's in pain here?"
"No. No... Heroin. Heroin"
"That's a pretty tall order, Nordberg. Better give me a couple of days on that one."
"Drugs"
"Nurse, get this man some drugs, can't you see he's in pain here?"
"No. No... Heroin. Heroin"
"That's a pretty tall order, Nordberg. Better give me a couple of days on that one."
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Speaking of Dr Stranglove:
The President
"Gentlemen, You can't fight in here, this is the war room"
("Do you know when the flouridation of water Began? 1947. How does that fit in with your communist conspiracy thoery")
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DiHard
Guest
Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted Stroehmann: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted Stroehmann: Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted Stroehmann: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted Stroehmann: You guarantee it? That's -- how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted Stroehmann: That's right. That's -- that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted Stroehmann: That -- good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted Stroehmann: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!
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The only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip, then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch.
Ted Stroehmann: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted Stroehmann: Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted Stroehmann: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted Stroehmann: You guarantee it? That's -- how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted Stroehmann: That's right. That's -- that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted Stroehmann: That -- good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted Stroehmann: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!
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The only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip, then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch.
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"The best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
- the usual suspects
- the usual suspects
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scooter1369
HTTR Forever.
From FMJ:
"God has a hardon for Marines. Because we kill everything we see."
"Your heart may be long to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps."
"God has a hardon for Marines. Because we kill everything we see."
"Your heart may be long to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps."
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brutus2002
Legend
Sgt Hulka from Strpies "Alright wiseass you just got yourself 24 hours of scrubbing garbage cans"
Sgt Hulka "lighten up Francis"
Sgt Hulka "lighten up Francis"
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DEBuckeye
It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.
"Three up and three down. Do you know what that means?"
"End of an inning?"
-Good Morning Vietnam
"A census taker tried to test me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
-The Silence of the Lambs (Hannibal Lechter)
We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trival. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever.
-Se7en (John Doe)
Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbe. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That's . . .that's about it.
-Forrest Gump
"End of an inning?"
-Good Morning Vietnam
"A census taker tried to test me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
-The Silence of the Lambs (Hannibal Lechter)
We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trival. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever.
-Se7en (John Doe)
Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbe. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That's . . .that's about it.
-Forrest Gump
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