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What is your favorite Movie Line? (Merged)

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"My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfill my needs."
Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

"He was wearing my Harvard tie. Can you believe it? My Harvard tie. Like oh sure, HE went to Harvard..."
Louis Winthorpe III, Trading Places

"I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus!"
Kitty Farmer, Donnie Darko

"There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman"."
Derek Zoolander, Zoolander

"Mr. Hardwick! Mrs. Hardwick!"
Roberta, Debbie Does Dallas

"Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever."
Michael Corleone, The Godfather

"We're something, aren't we? The only animals that shove things up their ass for survival."
Papillion, Papillion

"My God. I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."
Marla Singer, Fight Club

"Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!"
Gwen DeMarco, Galaxy Quest

"I believe in death, destruction, chaos filth and greed."
Danny Vinyard, American History X

"I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine."
Amélie, Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain

"Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?"
Saddam Hussein, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

"If you let us go, I'll bring back the sun."
Emmett Fitz-Hume, Spies Like Us

"When Napoleon died in Exile, the doctors cut off his dick. They put his dick in an ornate jar and gave it to his priest; don't ask me why. Over the years, Napoleon's dick was sold and sold again to the highest bidder. To this day, at least three people claim to own Napoleon's dick. But you see, it's not important who owns the real dick. The big question is, well... who the **** do those other two dicks belong to?"
Augustus Hill, Oz

"When you get pulled over, don't you wanna turn your radio down? I mean, you don't want to get your ass beat to a soundtrack."
Dave Chappelle, Killin' Them Softly

"I've gone to see about a girl."
Will, Good Will Hunting

"You can milk just about anything with nipples."
Greg Focker, Meet the Parents
 
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In 1966 Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank Prison. All they
found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and
an old rock hammer damn near worn down to the nub. I remember
thinking it would take a man 600 years to tunnel through the wall
with it. Ol' Andy did it in less than twenty.
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Red, Shawshank Redemption
 
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"Twooo weeeekssss..."
-Fat Lady Robot Mask, Total Recall

Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: Oh, are they?

-Rushmore

"You are the only white man I have ever known. I have thought about you a lot. More than you think. And I understand your concern. But I think you are wrong. The white man the soldiers are looking for no longer exists. Now there is only a Sioux named Dances With Wolves."

-Chief Ten Bears, Dances With Wolves
 
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Casino...

Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your ****in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again. 'Cause I'm ****in' stupid. I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.


Nicky Santoro: A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all ****in' night.

Ace Rothstein: In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.




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Finally saw Apocalypse Now over the weekend. First time I have seen it all the way through. Awesome movie.
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Apocalypse Now is one of my favorite movie; the original version is much better that the extended one which came out a couple of years ago. Some other great lines from that movie:

1. "Charlie don't surf." Wild Bill Kilgore

2."Do you think that my methods are unsound?"
"Frankly, sir, I don't see any method at all."
Willard responding to Kurtz's question

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels has a lot of great quotes; my favorite scene is this one, where Nick the Greek is trying to sell two antique shotguns to Tom:

Nick saunters into the room, carrying the guns wrapped in cloth, to the music of Zorba the Greek:

Tom: Jesus! If I pick 'em up, will they stay in one piece? (pause) Where'd you get them?

Nick: I've got contacts. (pause, smug expression) Listen, Tom. You point them at me, I'll sh!t myself or do whatever you say to do. Either way, you get the desired effect.

Tom: Oh, they look very nice, I agree, but they're lacking in criminal credibility, ain't they? I might get laughed at. (pause) How much do you want for these muskets?

Nick:700, each.

Tom: Oh, what's that? A pound for every year they've been about? I know they're antiques, but I ain't payin' antique prices! (long pause) They're a bit long, ain't they?

Nick: Sawed-offs are out. People want a bit more range these days.
 
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Adding onto LJB's quotes from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:

Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.


Bacon: Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Eddie: Did you say ten pound?
Bacon: Are you deaf?
Eddie: That's a bargain. I'll take one.
Bacon: Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat your friend's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
Eddie: Bacon, cozzers!
Bacon: Sh*t.



Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a f*cking rainforest? I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint.
Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.
Bacon: This is a pub!
Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.
 
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Good call on Good Will Hunting Clarity... one of my favorite movies.


Sean: My dad used to make us walk down to the park and collect the sticks he was going to beat us with. Actually the worst of the beatings were between me and my brother. We would practice on each other, trying to find sticks that would break.
Will: He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the kitchen table and say, "Choose."
Sean: Gotta go with the belt, there.
Will: I used to go with the wrench.
Sean: The wrench, why?
Will: 'Cause **** him, that's why.




Will: Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.



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I really love Guy Ritchie's dialogue in Lock, Stock and Snatch. Very clever and witty.

My old lady only made it through the first 10 minutes of Lock, Stock and vowed never to watch another English movie again.
 
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From Full Metal Jacket:

"What is that?! What the **** is that?!"

"Your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum, you know that, Pyle?"

"Were you about to call me an asshole?!"

From Pulp Fiction:

"Shiiiit Negro, that's all you had to say."
 
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"When we go into battle, I will be the first to step on the field, and the last to step off. And I will leave no one behind."
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore- We Were Soldiers




"Good. We have accomplished something."
General Reinhard Heydrich- Conspiracy

Though I've seen this movie many times, this line still gives me the chills. More terrifying than any horror movie. For all you history buffs, see this movie.
 
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LoKyBuckeye said:
Good call on Good Will Hunting Clarity... one of my favorite movies




Will: Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.



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This one was just great. First time I hear it, I was so taken back by it that I replayed it twice.
 
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I love that speach... I wonder how many times he had to go though it to get it right?


The Fast and the Furious

Dom: I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.



Dom: You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings you fried.



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