What is Your Favorite Candy Bar? (Merged)

[Folanator]

American candy sucks when compaired to the Euros who actually know how to make Milk Chocolate.

Fav is Cadbury.

 

[BUCKYLE]

American candy sucks when compaired to the Euros who actually know how to make Milk Chocolate.

Fav is Cadbury.

Cadbury eggs are an abomination.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs, those damn things singlehandedly make Easter one of my favorite holidays. It's a Peanut Butter Cup with three times more peanut butter in it. What's not to like?

GPA!

 

[Big Papa]

I'm like a fucking woman when it comes to candy bars. It's whatever sounds good currently, which right now is Kit Kat. So that got my vote.

 

[iambrutus]

I'm like a fucking woman when it comes to candy bars. It's whatever sounds good currently, which right now is Kit Kat. So that got my vote.

 

[Folanator]

Cadbury eggs are an abomination.

Agreed. Why the hell would anyone like to eat a candy raw egg?

Next thing you know we will have ear wax flavored jelly beans. Oh wait, we do.

 

[JoJaBuckeye]

I'm like a fucking woman when it comes to candy bars. It's whatever sounds good currently, which right now is Kit Kat. So that got my vote.

Well, alright. But let's hear from pre- and post-coital women as well, ok?

 

[BB73]

York

 

[Dryden]

They make those for most holidays, just different shapes. And yes, they are great.

... and like the Cadbury Egg those other shapes are an abomination. Nobody wishes Halloween would get here so they can have their Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkin, or for the Christmas shopping season to get their Reese's Peanut Butter Christmas Tree. Those are gimmicks -- merely poor imitations of the real thing, as absurd as a Hallmark Holiday like Sweetest's Day.

No. It's all about the original Peanut Butter Egg, and I'm not talking about the mini either, I mean the full size one that comes in a sleeve of six. The ones you bring home, put in the fridge, come back to, and realize there are already only four left, as the wife stands there with chipmunk cheeks since she's shoved one whole piece in her mouth without taking a bite, and she's unwrapping another. You realize that you must eat your share now or you'll get none, so you eat three.

They're chocolate coated gluttony in a wax paper wrapper. You eat them until you're sick, yet you still don't care. The American public is weak willed and cannot eat just one Reese's Peanut Butter Egg, that's why "they" only sell them one month out of the year ... to protect us from ourselves.

 

[Thump]

... and like the Cadbury Egg those other shapes are an abomination. Nobody wishes Halloween would get here so they can have their Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkin, or for the Christmas shopping season to get their Reese's Peanut Butter Christmas Tree. Those are gimmicks -- merely poor imitations of the real thing, as absurd as a Hallmark Holiday like Sweetest's Day.

No. It's all about the original Peanut Butter Egg, and I'm not talking about the mini either, I mean the full size one that comes in a sleeve of six. The ones you bring home, put in the fridge, come back to, and realize there are already only four left, as the wife stands there with chipmunk cheeks since she's shoved one whole piece in her mouth without taking a bite, and she's unwrapping another. You realize that you must eat your share now or you'll get none, so you eat three.

They're chocolate coated gluttony in a wax paper wrapper. You eat them until you're sick, yet you still don't care. The American public is weak willed and cannot eat just one Reese's Peanut Butter Egg, that's why "they" only sell them one month out of the year ... to protect us from ourselves.

 

[scarletandgrey]

Take 5

 

[iambrutus]

GPA for Dry!

 

[scarletandgrey]

Thump what's that liking anal shit all about?

 

[ScarletBlood31]

Reeses, and i'm a big fan of the Herseys Bars with Almonds.

 

[BB73]

Thump what's that liking anal shit all about?

It's often on his mind because his head is usually up his ass.