What holiday gift do you want this year?

[BrutusMaximus]

"Dont piss me off Art"

Hmm, I want Jessica Alba of course, and if I cant have her, I'll settle for a hot Asian.


Now I know what you're saying. He wont get either of them. Well, you're most likely right, but is there anything else in the world that is worthy of a gift?

 

[Oh8ch]

World peace.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

"I just want her telephone number."

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, Clark.

BINGO!

:)

 

[Thump]

A years membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

 

[BB73]

"Dont piss me off Art"

Hmm, I want Jessica Alba of course, and if I cant have her, I'll settle for a hot Asian.

This one's Chinese, but very hot, have fun:

 

[DEBuckeye]

I'd like to have TG05's signature pay me a visit on Christmas eve.... But that's about as likely as Jessica Alba showing up at BrutusMaximus' house wearing nothing but a big red bow, so I'll have to settle for something else.

 

[OSUsushichic]

Thump,

Are you asking for a food processor, mixer, or a cappuccino maker?

 

[Thump]

Thump,

Are you asking for a food processor, mixer, or a cappuccino maker?

Not to change the subject but did anyone ever tell you that Manfred looks just like Mark DeCarlo?

 

[OSUsushichic]

Not to change the subject but did anyone ever tell you that Manfred looks just like Mark DeCarlo?

He hears Ben Stiller a lot. The first time I met him I thought he looked like Jerry Seinfeld.

 

[Thump]

He hears Ben Stiller a lot. The first time I met him I thought he looked like Jerry Seinfeld.

That clip I provided isn't the best but look at some other pics of him and they look identical.

 

[OSUsushichic]

That clip I provided isn't the best but look at some other pics of him and they look identical.

Holy Christ, Thump, that photo on IMDb looks exactly like him....

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0213648/

 

[BB73]

Holy Christ, Thump, that photo on IMDb looks exactly like him....

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0213648/

That pic also looks a little like a younger Paul Reiser.

 

[Thump]

That pic also looks a little like a younger Paul Reiser.

Funny you should say that b/c look what I found when searching for a pic of DeCArlo earlier:


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Mark DeCarlo​

Mark DeCarlo need no introduction. A star of stage and screen, Mark has been our catcher / third baseman / first baseman and all around good guy. Without ego or prejudice, he will go the distance at any position that needs filling. And he has filled a lot of holes in many different positions. Once regarded as the greatest hitting catcher of all time, DeCarlo now prefers to take a back seat to his yester year, homerun hitting style. Mark's mother (Yvonne DeCarlo: TV's "The Munsters") said it best, "Though not the player he once was, and although he has added a few years and a few pounds, and he may have lost the spring in his step, but my little Mark (Host of TV's Jeopardy) can still hit the fuckin' crap out of the ball!"

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[OSUsushichic]

Are you sure that's not Paul Reiser? Sure looks like him.

Edit: BB, you beat me to it.