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What have YOU done today to beat ttun (merged)

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man yesserday i was walking down this street and well i kicked a homeless guy wearing a TSUN sweatshirt. he was crying and was like im not a michigan fan im just cold and homeless but i was all up in his face and shit and i was like i aint gonna take no lip off no homeless scum bum, so i kicked him some more and then stole his booze and poured it on him and set him on fire and shit. it was soooo kewl, yo


Ahem, the preceding nonsense is completely fictional and I assure all readers that no such events ever transpired. Nor would I condone such behavior by any fanatics who may be inspired to kick and burn transient folks. It is in poor taste.
 
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wadc45;663306; said:
seriously, give Nutty a couple of Irish carbombs and watch him turn into a sprinkler.
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Amen! Saw a guy wearing a scUM hat at the grocery store today driving around in an electric wheelchair. Only stagefright kept me from pissing all over his head.
 
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THEVICTORS;663291; said:
i agree.. i haven't won anything yet. Neither has Michigan or Ohio State. But I see that my question will never be addressed by anyone other than your moderators so I'm going to stop trying to get an answer.

It was a serious question and not a flame. I know you expect people to come over here just to talk smack, but I really want to know how you can sit back while reading about someoen pissing on someone's car and not be completely disgusted that that person represents your community.
Anyway, since there's no way I will get an answer, I'll stop trying.

*edit for osugrad21* How am I arrogant? Did I ever say these things don't happen on both sides. But one thing I can assure you, that they do with much less regularity on the Michigan side. Check the boards. And when they do, I'm the first to critisize it. I don't want anythign resembling that stigma attached to our program. It's not what this rivalry is about.
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Lighten Up Francis....

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Because it was finally cold enough to wear a sweater today down here at FSU I threw on my OSU hoodie and have been proudly wearing it around.
I ran into a few M_ch_gan fans and we exchanged some words, all in good fun ofcourse :).
I can't wait for tomorrow morning because i'm gonna hop on a plane and head up to columbus to be at the game!!! I'm so excited, this will be my first OSU game!!
 
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Popper252;663321; said:
Because it was finally cold enough to wear a sweater today down here at FSU I threw on my OSU hoodie and have been proudly wearing it around.
I ran into a few M_ch_gan fans and we exchanged some words, all in good fun ofcourse :).
I can't wait for tomorrow morning because i'm gonna hop on a plane and head up to columbus to be at the game!!! I'm so excited, this will be my first OSU game!!
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Whoa! Not so fast my friend. You didn't finish your story. Surely, someone was urinated on or someone broke someone's legs, smashed a car window...you gotta give us something! A ticket and scarlet and gray turban isn't enough to get into the den of evil any more. We need much, much more aggressive behavior. We have an image to maintain here.
:scum4::pissed: :evil: :scum4::pissed: :evil::evil::pissed: :evil::pissed::scum4::evil::stupid:
 
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Oh my bad...
By "all in good fun" I meant I spit in his eye as i was walking by, and as they were trying to wipe it off I pulled down my pants crapped in my hand and flung it at their face. Then i proceeded to urinate on his Masters thesis.
Fuck M_ch_gan.
 
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Remember the guy I talked about a page or two back? Well, his mom was down from M*ch*gan and she was wearing a scUM sweatshirt ("Michigan Crew", I think). I ripped it off her body and pissed on it and shoved it back on her. Then I took her cane and broke it over my knee. Then I set fire to his couch

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JCOSU86;663339; said:
Remember the guy I talked about a page or two back? Well, his mom was down from M*ch*gan and she was wearing a scUM sweatshirt ("Michigan Crew", I think). I ripped it off her body and pissed on it and shoved it back on her. Then I took her cane and broke it over my knee. Then I set fire to his couch

:roll1:
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Ya, I think I saw you do that... after you left she was getting ready to get in her car so I stole her keys and threw them in a storm drain. I then slashed her tires and proceeded to point and laugh at her while she cried her head off.
 
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JCOSU86;663339; said:
Remember the guy I talked about a page or two back? Well, his mom was down from M*ch*gan and she was wearing a scUM sweatshirt ("Michigan Crew", I think). I ripped it off her body and pissed on it and shoved it back on her. Then I took her cane and broke it over my knee. Then I set fire to his couch

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Might have believed it had you said you took a dump on her.
 
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THEVICTORS;663291; said:
i agree.. i haven't won anything yet. Neither has Michigan or Ohio State. But I see that my question will never be addressed by anyone other than your moderators so I'm going to stop trying to get an answer.
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I'm a moderator, can I respond?

I saw Chad Henne driving around down here in Kettering yesterday... He was driving a pick-up with Michigan license plates and a big sticker that said "Flamer" on the back window...

:oh:
 
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OSUBucks22;663342; said:
I'm a moderator, can I respond?

I saw Chad Henne driving around down here in Kettering yesterday... He was driving a pick-up with Michigan license plates and a big sticker that said "Flamer" on the back window...

:oh:
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:io:

Yes I'm playing the Chad Henne song by the Dead Schembechlers as I type this :biggrin:
 
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Popper252;663344; said:
Oh no... there's a password?

I never got that when I ordered my osu tickets with complimentary scum fan lynching kit combo. Did i get ripped off? Damn you ebay... I rue the day I ever layed my eyes on your wretched site.
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"Caveat Emptor"

- Bernard Rubble
 
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