What have YOU done today to beat ttun (merged)

[JCOSU86]

Remember the guy I talked about a page or two back? Well, his mom was down from M*ch*gan and she was wearing a scUM sweatshirt ("Michigan Crew", I think). I ripped it off her body and pissed on it and shoved it back on her. Then I took her cane and broke it over my knee. Then I set fire to his couch

Oops. Big mistake on my part. Apparently the shirt said "Medicaid" and not "Michigan". And it wasn't the guy's mother but his neighbor's mother.

Sorry about that.

 

[OSUBucks22]

Oops. Big mistake on my part. Apparently the shirt said "Medicaid" and not "Michigan". And it wasn't the guy's mother but his neighbor's mother.

Sorry about that.

You bastard...

At UD one year they painted all of the fire hydrants yellow with blue tops... We always took a leak on them and yelled "Ann Arbor's a whore" in the process...

 

[iambrutus]

i have passed this email to every i know

Twas the night before game time,
And all round the shoe,
Not a creature was sleeping,
They were screaming Beat Blue.
The banners were hung by the lamp posts with care
In hopes that St.Troy would find Ginn through the air.
Drunken and crazy and burning their beds,
While visions of kick off danced through their heads.
When all of the sudden there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the keg to see what was the matter.
When there in the sky, in a Coupe DeVille sleigh,
Was Woody Hayes decked out in scarlet and gray.
He looked on the crowd that was gathered around,
And said that he heard that a game was in town.
I came here to watch it, and wish you good luck.
Though it's not like you need it, cause Michigan Sucks!
GO BUCKS - BEAT MICHIGAN !!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

i have passed this email to every i know

Twas the night before game time,
And all round the shoe,
Not a creature was sleeping,
They were screaming Beat Blue.
The banners were hung by the lamp posts with care
In hopes that St.Troy would find Ginn through the air.
Drunken and crazy and burning their beds,
While visions of kick off danced through their heads.
When all of the sudden there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the keg to see what was the matter.
When there in the sky, in a Coupe DeVille sleigh,
Was Woody Hayes decked out in scarlet and gray.
He looked on the crowd that was gathered around,
And said that he heard that a game was in town.
He alit on the ground with the speed of a cheetah,
Ted Ginn, Junior could not have been fleeter.
I came here to watch it, and wish you good luck.
Though it's not like you need it, cause Michigan Sucks!
GO BUCKS - BEAT MICHIGAN !!

I added a couple lines. It's perfect now.

 

[buckiprof]

Amen! Saw a guy wearing a scUM hat at the grocery store today driving around in an electric wheelchair. Only stagefright kept me from pissing all over his head.

Well Nutty, I saw that same man in the same grocery store. (Amazing isn't it!) Since I hadn't pissed all day, not even the obligatory 1st thing in the morning piss, I had to go like a fucking race horse. No stagefright here my good Nutty! I pissed all over that scUMmer, so much so that all of my piss caused his electric wheelchair to short out and shock the dude to the point of, I swear this is true, it looked like he was getting tasered. While he was convulsing, another scarlet clad gentleman came up, and I swear this happened, and proceeded to pinch off the longest loaf on his lap that I have ever seen. Then a little old lady, had to have been at least 85, approached the scene, and she whipped off her Depends and strapped them over his head. Now this was all well and good, but when a priest emerged from the gathering crowd, (and again I swear this is all true), and starting yelling at the convulsing, piss covered, shit in lap, Depends head gear wearing scUMmer, "Fuck Michigan and fuck you for supporting them", I told him to back off lest his verbal assault give all Buckeye fans a bad name.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

And please let me also say that I am not just pointing the finger at the fans making these idiotic statements, but those of you that let them represent you without stepping up to try and change the way the rest of the world sees you.

Gosh. Thanks. Shame on us for having a little fun on the internet.

Ever occur to you that maybe these people didn't actually do the things they're saying they did? For example, I didn't actually deliver poop squares to Marcus Ray or toss a granade to Anthony Carter.

Here's a tip - when the goings on on fan site messageboards becomes your reality, it's time to unplug.

 

[DCBuckFan]

LOL.. How do you people live with yourselves acting like this? You are seriously an embarrasment to humanity... pissing on someone's car because they are a fan of a team you don't like?
Even Herbstreit is embarrased for you.

You know what, you are right. I have no idea how I live with myself. Gee what have i been doing?

I think I may just off myself now



I am sorry for pissing on your car. I hope you washed your hands well, those were some nasty wings and stale beer I had.

 

[cincibuck]

Those who drive I - 75 north of Cincinati will especially appreciate this:

 

[Romanowski]

Hail, to those fag cock suckers!
Hail, to those bitch butt pluggers!
Hail, Hail, to Michitgan the zeros and (insert any variety of profanity)!!!!!

Hail, to those mother fuckers!
Hail, to those suck balls lovers!
Hail, Hail, to Michfagan the shit hole of the West!!!!!

Gotta make up some kind of song for them right?

Romo

 

[Okinawa's#1Buck]

When my oldest daughter was 18 months old, my parents watched her for a few hours. I come home and she is in a MICHIGAN sweat suit. (It was a joke on me, but still.)

I gave her a bath, and then placed her in the sweetest little Buckeye sweatsuit, she was a happy baby from then on. :)

I hope she came home crying.

 

[Steve19]

Oh no... there's a password?

I never got that when I ordered my osu tickets with complimentary scum fan lynching kit combo. Did i get ripped off? Damn you ebay... I rue the day I ever layed my eyes on your wretched site.

No, that's okay, you had it. You do the secret handsign and whisper "Fuck Michigan" to the gatekeepers. Handsign usually is in the combo kit just below the robe.

 

[Okinawa's#1Buck]

A little off the topic, but anyone seen the espin U spot where the ugly guy jumps out of the van with the hot chick on their blind date because she is a SCum fan? Then he shouts at her "Go Buckeyes....Go BUCKEYES"? I almost pissed myself the first time I watched it.

Along the lines, I have my 2 toddlers trained to say "Go Buckeyes" any time there is any sport on TV (which is almost all day, every day). It's all I've heard all week.

My son was real little when I first tried to train him to say it, so he couldn't. Then, a few weeks later we were sitting at the computer and my saver was tOSU logo and he just jumped up, fist pumping with a big "Go Buckeyes". Proudest day of my life (until the fist time he lines up in the Scarlet and Grey).

 

[g0ose421]

i'm jumping in a lake tonight to beat michigan

 

[Okinawa's#1Buck]

I just finished the 2002 championship season DVD! Mmmmmmmmm. Champions. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[tyrus]

I just took a shit and named it Lllloyd.