I'm making tea for my beautiful, still rocks that bikini, wife. I heard a bit of an outburst from her in the next room. Her cousin called from Australia to catch up and asked if she had reminded me that, even if Ohio State wins, they will still have lost to TCUN. I suspect that this expatriate South African's knowledge of American football would not fill the backside of a parking ticket, but my wife and kids are dressed in scarlet and gray in South Africa, California, and Virginia today.
I became intrigued when I heard her say, "Fuck off!". Turns out that she was responding to that comment. She then said, "why the hell would I do something like that to someone I love?" His response? "Maybe that is why you're married 30 years and I am divorced." She then proceeded to school his ass.
@RugbyBuck,
@shetuck, she has become a bit more expressive over the years, no?