Going to a buddy's ranch in the hill country and roast a pig.
Make sure he doesn't make you squeal like a pig seeing as you're going to the "hill country."
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Going to a buddy's ranch in the hill country and roast a pig.
Make sure he doesn't make you squeal like a pig seeing as you're going to the "hill country."
), meanwhile her drunk husband (me) fell on the dance floor and was so wasted I couldn't get up (friends needed to drag me off the floor). Needless to say we were asked to never come back (it was a formal/semi formal event)... The incident occurred several years ago (New Years after we graduated from college) when we drank like fish... I laugh each new years about that (thank goodness it was downtown Dayton, with a few friends and wall to wall strangers)... there's my new years story (I'll leave out the part about her puking all night, passing out next to the toilet, leaving the trash can outside for her parents to find later.... as they assumed it was her younger brother who was still in highschool at the time
)Watch you consumption at the all-you-can-drink functions... last one my wife and I went to was a debacle... she took the microphone out of the DJ's hand and began to rap to nineties rap (while standing on a table waving to the crowd), meanwhile her drunk husband (me) fell on the dance floor and was so wasted I couldn't get up (friends needed to drag me off the floor).
Yeah, then I'll have to hear him bitch for the next three weeks about how broke he is because he wasted too much money on NYE
Don't be jealous
SIMV, why not do both? Have a good time spending an assload of scarletandgrey's money.
I'll be at home with one. And no Thump, this one isn't a manatee. She's actually pretty thin and good looking. I know, it was a shock to me too! 
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