Watches

[Jagdaddy]

Today's brand targeting the micro-penis crowd is GEAR'D:

https://geardhardware.com/collections/watch-collection/products/the-juggernaut

Sample quote: "This watch will dominate attention and crush the confidence of your foes with it’s shameless authority."

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

"Dial Diameter" = 50mm. Is that the case width or is that actually just the diameter of the dial alone? In any event, your foes will see this coming 100 feet away (which happens to be its water resistance) and flee from your manly awesomeness.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

OTOH, if somebody is looking for a real watch for a reasonable price, think skrong and hard about one of these. For 300 clams, these are solid. I don't know how this guy is doing it, but he's essentially upgraded the discontinued but beloved Seiko SK007 diver watches with a better Seiko automatic movement that hacks and hand winds, sapphire crystals, lumed ceramic bezels and solid link bracelets. I'm not sure if these will DOMINATE attention, make you the man who's the type of man other men want to be friends with or guide you through your double naught spy back alley exploits. They, however, will give you a really well made, good looking classy watch for not a lot of money.

And the lume definitely goes to 11.

https://www.longislandwatch.com/Islander_Automatic_Dive_Watch_p/isl-02.htm

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

I'm not sure if these will DOMINATE attention, make you the man who's the type of man other men want to be friends with or guide you through your double naught spy back alley exploits.

Then why the F would I want this watch? What if you want to dominate men and be the envy of their wo...wait a minute...maybe the Juggernaut is the watch for that kind of thing.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Then why the F would I want this watch? What if you want to dominate men and be the envy of their wo...wait a minute...maybe the Juggernaut is the watch for that kind of thing.

I just want to see one of these companies go full parody and say "A watch for the kind of man who wants to drive his enemies before him and hear the lamentations of their women."

 

[Herb Kirkstreit]

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Wait, I'm confused. Doesn't the Rolex become one's penis after it's strapped onto their wrist?

 

[buckeyboy]

I've decided to spring for a Breitling Seawolf Avenger for my upcoming 50th.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I've decided to spring for a Breitling Seawolf Avenger for my upcoming 50th.

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Nice watch.

 

[buckeyboy]

Nice watch.

Thanks. I know you have mentioned in this thread that quality for Breitling's can be a bit hit and miss. Hopefully, I won't have any issues with this one.

 

[Thump]

I've decided to spring for a Breitling Seawolf Avenger for my upcoming 50th.

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Yikes!

Yellow watches are like yellow cars, for teenage girls.

 

[Thump]

Nice watch.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Thanks. I know you have mentioned in this thread that quality for Breitling's can be a bit hit and miss. Hopefully, I won't have any issues with this one.

I don't think it's ever been hit and miss. They're a great brand if a notch below Rolex/Omega/IWC for tool watches. The knock against them has been for not using in-house movements in the past, though that's changed a great deal in recent years. They're solid watches, and if you're buying used, you'll get an awful lot of quality for your money.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

BTW, I think the yellow dial rocks.

 

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BTW, I think the yellow dial rocks.

You would.