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martinss01;935438; said:
so let me see if i got this straight. women are conscerned that my touching my peter has sullied my hands and i now need to wash them. ok cool...

i touch my pee pee to tinkle
i wash hands
i use towel to dry hands
i use towel to open door
i pitch towel
i go home
i give gf dozen roses
she fondles pee pee
she inserts pee pee in mouth

what? i washed my hands...
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Maybe its "GIRL THINK" but the major point is being missed here. It isn't so much your germs, but everyone else's that was in that bathroom and touched everything. If you wash your hands, then all is good. Unless you dragged your dick around the urinal edge, then tapped it's wee little helmet against the top of the urinal cake, you know, just a high five for the old target there, and then held the door open with your dick so your hands would stay clean, I'm thinking you are plenty clean enough for your gf to suck your pee pee.

Germs hang out on surfaces. Your dick hangs out in your pants. We hope you are wearing clean underwear!
 
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Woo! She said; "Dick!" He! He!
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OCBuckWife;935657; said:
Maybe its "GIRL THINK" but the major point is being missed here. It isn't so much your germs, but everyone else's that was in that bathroom and touched everything. If you wash your hands, then all is good. Unless you dragged your dick around the urinal edge, then tapped it's wee little helmet against the top of the urinal cake, you know, just a high five for the old target there, and then held the door open with your dick so your hands would stay clean, I'm thinking you are plenty clean enough for your gf to suck your pee pee.
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I still need more instruction. Could you escort me into the men's room, tap it for me afterwards, and then show me how to wash my hands?

The physical and visual images will definitely help me remember what to do. :wink2:
 
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How To Wash your Hands

Which brings us back to the main point of this post: How to Wash Your Hands. Wash your hands before and after preparing food, after using the toilet, and any time they are grossly contaminated. (In between, use pump-action alcohol-based hand-sanitizer.) The single best way to prevent the flu is to wash your hands. But not everyone knows how to do it. Here?s how:
1) Turn on the water and get it to a temperature you like.
2) Lather up using soap. (Soap does not kill germs in the time that the germs are exposed during hand washing. There?s stuff that grows fine on a bar of soap. The surfactant action of soap helps the running water flush the germs away. That?s how it works. It?s purely mechanical. Antibacterial soap is a waste of time and money, and just helps breed antibiotic-resistant bugs.)
3) Rub your hands vigorously together, paying special attention to the fingernails, getting up onto the wrists, for as long as it takes you to sing one stanza of The Star Spangled Banner or two verses of Little Mattie Groves.
4) Rinse off the soap with the running water.
5) Dry your hands with a paper towel.
6) Use the expended paper towel to turn off the water.
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