Wash your hands!

[Taosman]

And for my 11,000th post, I'd like to dedicate it to OCBW!

 

[OCBuckWife]

And for my 11,000th post, I'd like to dedicate it to OCBW!

 

[Mike80]

 

[Best Buckeye]

 

[Taosman]

Don't encourage her, guys! :tongue2:
Then....again......she does have nice skin!

 

[Big Papa]

Then I wait for someone to enter. Or I use a clean paper towel. I may even use my sleeve.

So theoretically, you could be hanging out in the shitter for quite a while. What if it's been 10 minutes and no one has come in, there's only a hand dryer on the wall and you are wearing short sleeves? Do you:

a) keep waiting
b) screem for help hoping someone comes and opens the door?
c) just finally suck it up and put your life on the line and grab the door handle and then quickly find an available sink to wash up again or
d) other (please explain)

 

[Big Papa]

Sounds like a big fucking ordeal to me, I bet it's hilarious to see in person!

What about your table after the waitress wipes it off with a wet rag and then your food comes out cooked by Pedro who just got done with a smoke break and lives with 20 others in his rusted out Pinto with a 5 gallon overflowing bucket as his shitter?

Holy shit,

You are exactly right though Thump, you can't guard yourself against everything. You could make yourself nuts trying to make sure you never come in contact with germs.

 

[NFBuck]

I'm convinced. Fuck peeing, I'm done with it. No more peeing for this guy, no sir.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

So theoretically, you could be hanging out in the shitter for quite a while. What if it's been 10 minutes and no one has come in, there's only a hand dryer on the wall and you are wearing short sleeves? Do you:

a) keep waiting
b) screem for help hoping someone comes and opens the door?
c) just finally suck it up and put your life on the line and grab the door handle and then quickly find an available sink to wash up again or
d) other (please explain)

Fake an epileptic fit so I get to go home for the rest of the day!

 

[NFBuck]

"Just go man."

 

[Brutus1]

"Just go man."

Ooh, that's really warm.

 

[Taosman]

So theoretically, you could be hanging out in the shitter for quite a while. What if it's been 10 minutes and no one has come in, there's only a hand dryer on the wall and you are wearing short sleeves? Do you:

a) keep waiting
b) screem for help hoping someone comes and opens the door?
c) just finally suck it up and put your life on the line and grab the door handle and then quickly find an available sink to wash up again or
d) other (please explain)

All comes to he that is patient!

 

[martinss01]

to repeat:

I don't want to touch the handle with my freshly washed hands. The towel made the touch so I wouldn't put it next to my food if I was still eating but if I was done, IE we are leaving, it can and does get put on the table with the rest of the used items, such as napkins. Does that clarify? Or shall I break it down into words of a single syllable or less for the group?

I wash hands
I use rag
rag open door
rag go bye bye
I go home
yay clean hands

so let me see if i got this straight. women are conscerned that my touching my peter has sullied my hands and i now need to wash them. ok cool...

i touch my pee pee to tinkle
i wash hands
i use towel to dry hands
i use towel to open door
i pitch towel
i go home
i give gf dozen roses
she fondles pee pee
she inserts pee pee in mouth

what? i washed my hands...

 

[iambrutus]

she inserts pee pee in mouth

i call bullshit

 

[martinss01]