Wash your hands!

[Fungo Squiggly]

I'm talking about restaurants mainly.

Put it on someone else's table.

 

[Thump]

So you just walk around with a dirty towel in your hand until you find a trashcan. that is dirty, probally leads to the spread of germs.

No shit, who says your germs are any better than anyone elses?

Anti-germites.

 

[Thump]

Put it on someone else's table.

Dirty bastard

 

[OCBuckWife]

and if it isn't?

Then I take the towel with me and throw it in the next available trash can or leave it with the rest of the waste the busperson will take away, such as the crumpled up napkin. The towel is not germy, it was used to dry freshly washed hands and open a single door. I don't put it next to my food if I am not done eating is the only caveat to that statement I will make.

It's an interesting theory, and a fun way to waste time at work, to theorize every possible hypothetical obstacle to washing one's hands in a public bathroom that also includes not touching any surfaces if at all possible, but to be honest, I have YET to be in any woman's bathroom that I haven't been able to accomplish this with the steps thus far outlined and very rarely having to do the last item mentioned above. so. there. :)

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Dirty bastard

 

[buckeyefool]

I'm convinced that in the next few years it won't be uncommon to see people walking down the street in bubbles because they are so in fear of a few germs.

 

[iambrutus]

 

[buckeyefool]

The towel is not germy, it was used to dry freshly washed hands and open a single door. I don't put it next to my food if I am not done eating is the only caveat to that statement I will make.

If the towel isn't germy why did you need it to open the door in the first place?

 

[Thump]

If the towel isn't germy why did you need it to open the door in the first place?

This is a valid point.

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

Just carry a ziploc bag to put the towel in as you are passing through the door, people. It's not that difficult.

 

[OCBuckWife]

If the towel isn't germy why did you need it to open the door in the first place?

Because the HANDLE is dirty from all the bitches that DIDN'T wash their hands before me.

 

[Thump]

Because the HANDLE is dirty from all the bitches that DIDN'T wash their hands before me.

You said the towel isn't germy when putting it on your table to be picked up but you just said the door handle is germy so wouldn't that lead to the towel being germy?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

You said the towel isn't germy when putting it on your table to be picked up but you just said the door handle is germy so wouldn't that lead to the towel being germy?

You spray the towel with an antibacterial spray after using it to open the door. Christ, do you have to have everything explained to you?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I piss in a bottle underneath my desk just to avoid all these problems.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I piss in a bottle underneath my desk just to avoid all these problems.

You should put it under somebody else's desk when you aren't using it. More sanitary that way.