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I have a simple way around all of this.

Every morning, I rub my johnson all over with Colgate Total toothpaste. It stings a bit, but if you rub fast it doesn't feel so bad.

Anyway, it has 24 hour protection from bacteria in it, so I don't have to worry about touching my manhood all day. It is clean as a whistle, or flute. . .
 
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Thump;934363; said:
What if no one else is there, you just wait all god-damned day?

I don't believe you.

Why don't you just wear gloves for Christ's sake!
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If the bathroom is small enough, you can open it with your hand, then prop it open with your foot while you lean over to the sink to wash your hands.
 
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Bucky Katt;934369; said:
If the bathroom is small enough, you can open it with your hand, then prop it open with your foot while you lean over to the sink to wash your hands.
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Sounds like a big fucking ordeal to me, I bet it's hilarious to see in person! :slappy: :slappy:

What about your table after the waitress wipes it off with a wet rag and then your food comes out cooked by Pedro who just got done with a smoke break and lives with 20 others in his rusted out Pinto with a 5 gallon overflowing bucket as his shitter?
 
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Thump;934374; said:
Sounds like a big fucking ordeal to me, I bet it's hilarious to see in person! :slappy: :slappy:

What about your table after the waitress wipes it off with a wet rag and then your food comes out cooked by Pedro who just got done with a smoke break and lives with 20 others in his rusted out Pinto with a 5 gallon overflowing bucket as his shitter?
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Don't eat out. That shit's poison.
 
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There is always the option of using the Purell gel I keep at my desk at work, in my purse when I go out, or next to my own sink at home. I'm not germaphobic, I just admit that humanity is a bunch of nasty slobs. I do what I can to keep my incidental germ exposure to a minimum. *shrug*
 
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