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"Let me hear one more cut before I punch myself in the ball and go home."

Might be added to some of his greatest hits such as:

"Harbaugh looks like a guy who meant to take a DayQuil and instead took a NyQuil."

"He looks like a dude dressed in a dead guy's body."

"What you hired is a nutcase who plays dress up like he's in 1968."

"You basically got John Cooper in retro glasses."

"This is the dirty secret about Dr. Blitz...when he faces a real quarterback or he faces an offense with athletes, he gets beat. That the dirty secret with Don Brown and his mustache."
 
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"It's almost like a bunch of kids are having a sleepover and the adults are upstairs asleep and the kids are downstairs doing a bunch of coke. Like, is the parent going to come downstairs and say "wait a second, is Johnny doing rails off the Playstation?"

Is Sam Stanley a real person, or is Sam Stanley actually "Keyboard Cat"?
:lol:
 
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