Valenti gold

[scarletmike]

If they want to quit, they can, in like 9 years. Same with Miami and USC, if they want to quit, I would relish their announcements.

 

[buckeyebri]

I love when members of the media call each other out...

I do question the comment that Michigan has more money/resources than tOSU....

 

[NFBuck]

Good on him calling out Greenburg. Greenburg is a glass of warm, spoiled milk.

 

[Thump]

 

[NFBuck]

He’s on fucking fire this week.

 

[Honor&Glory]

He’s on fucking fire this week.

yep. makes my work day go faster. lol

 

[wadc45]

"Let me hear one more cut before I punch myself in the ball and go home."

Might be added to some of his greatest hits such as:

"Harbaugh looks like a guy who meant to take a DayQuil and instead took a NyQuil."

"He looks like a dude dressed in a dead guy's body."

"What you hired is a nutcase who plays dress up like he's in 1968."

"You basically got John Cooper in retro glasses."

"This is the dirty secret about Dr. Blitz...when he faces a real quarterback or he faces an offense with athletes, he gets beat. That the dirty secret with Don Brown and his mustache."

 

[NFBuck]

 

[NFBuck]

So, did his station enact a dress code?

 

[Dryden]

Valenti growing some spectacular back fat on a short timeline.

He’s gonna be 300 lbs in 5 years.

 

[NFBuck]

Giants hire Joe Judge, the Patriots ST coordinator after passing on matching Carolina's offer to Rhule. Valenti has been extremely critical of teams hiring from the Belichick coaching tree. This should be good.

 

[NFBuck]

 

[Jagdaddy]

"It's almost like a bunch of kids are having a sleepover and the adults are upstairs asleep and the kids are downstairs doing a bunch of coke. Like, is the parent going to come downstairs and say "wait a second, is Johnny doing rails off the Playstation?"

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

"It's almost like a bunch of kids are having a sleepover and the adults are upstairs asleep and the kids are downstairs doing a bunch of coke. Like, is the parent going to come downstairs and say "wait a second, is Johnny doing rails off the Playstation?"

Is Sam Stanley a real person, or is Sam Stanley actually "Keyboard Cat"?

 

[Honor&Glory]

hence the keyboard cat gif i posted in the sparty thread. lol