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ScarletInMyVeins said:
I'm not exactly sure what I'm interested in either. This girl that I met over the weekend mentioned going on a vacation together sometime, and since I've basically never been out of the state I thought it was a pretty good idea. I do know that if we do go on one there will be lots and lots on monkey sex happenin, and a lot of boooooooozin.
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Wha wha what? How do you meet a girl and decide to go on vacation with her after 1 weekend? If you're just into boozin and monkey sex go to Cancun.
 
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exhawg said:
Wha wha what? How do you meet a girl and decide to go on vacation with her after 1 weekend? If you're just into boozin and monkey sex go to Cancun.
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Well the phone conversation went something like this:

Me: "I've never been out of Ohio... except for twice for the Indy 500"
Hot Chick: "We've gotta get you out more often" "lets go up to Canada"
Me: "The French are pussies!"
Hot Chick: "Lets go on a cruise to the Bahamas"
Me: "Is there monkey sex and a lot of alcohol involved in these so called cruises?
Hot Chick: "Yeah, if you get an all inclusive one, I've never been on a cruise"

So I look into the cruises and find out that there really aren't any "all inclusive" cruises, and you have to pay for your alcohol, so I said to hell with that, I'll look for an all inclusive vacation.
 
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exhawg said:
I almost saw 21 in Myrtle last summer and it was a good time :p but not really a party place the few times I've been there. Probably my fault for not trying
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Note, "Its kind of lame" (in my original post) I was just trying to get him done for the 800... (whispers: he's only been out of ohio twice, he'll think its fantasy land)
 
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ScarletInMyVeins said:
Well the phone conversation went something like this:

Me: "I've never been out of Ohio... except for twice for the Indy 500"
Hot Chick: "We've gotta get you out more often" "lets go up to Canada"
Me: "The French are pussies!"
Hot Chick: "Lets go on a cruise to the Bahamas"
Me: "Is there monkey sex and a lot of alcohol involved in these so called cruises?
Hot Chick: "Yeah, if you get an all inclusive one, I've never been on a cruise"

So I look into the cruises and find out that there really aren't any "all inclusive" cruises, and you have to pay for your alcohol, so I said to hell with that, I'll look for an all inclusive vacation.
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Hmmm I'm sure there are all inclusive cruises out there, but they are probably way more expensive than all inclusive vacations. Cancun would be great for what you're planning on doing. Check travelzoo or Apple Vacations. Since you're taking a nice piece of ass with you, all you really need is a bed and a lot of alcohol.
 
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AKAKBUCK said:
Note, "Its kind of lame" (in my original post) I was just trying to get him done for the 800... (whispers: he's only been out of ohio twice, he'll think its fantasy land)
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I have a buddy that went down to MB with a group of friends and they had a great time. I've only ever been there with my parents and I was either too young, or with my fiance like this past year.
 
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ScarletInMyVeins said:
Ok, as some of you may know already, I've never been on a vacation. Only left the state twice (to see the Indy 500) and been to Cleveland a couple of times.

I finally have a little bit of money saved up and am thinking about going on a vacation. Right now I have around 800 bucks, but I could have a little more by the time spring rolls around. I need your help finding a good place to go.

What I'm looking for:
  • Better weather than Ohio
  • Lots of fun activities
  • Lots of booze
  • Good food
Like I said, I only have about 800 bucks at the moment, so I won't be able to spend much more than that all together (flight, hotel, food/drinks, activities, etc.). I was looking at some all inclusive trips to the Bahamas but those seem like they're a little out of my price range. I was also looking into Ireland, but that's just as expensive. What do you suggest?
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SIMV....sounds like an all exclusive with Apple vacations to Mexico. I have a friend who landed a deal for 600 bucks to Cancun. That includes flight, hotel, all meals and drinks.

By the way, I am having nightmares about your avatar....that thing is creepy.
 
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go to kentucky, get a campsite, a half-gallon of everclear, and let the monkey sex begin!!

myrtle is real nice, IMO. there is a hotel called the apache, family owned, on the strip, but down at the end, not much noise. they have thier own boardwalk, pool, and very nice people own it. i went there, had a blast.
 
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I did. I got this:

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and this:

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So, which is it, SIMV? :slappy:
 
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