Vacation Destinations

[ScarletInMyVeins]

You do know that Italy and Ireland are different places, right?

Yes... I was just saying that I would like to go to Ireland.

 

[Buck Nasty]

Well the phone conversation went something like this:

Me: "I've never been out of Ohio... except for twice for the Indy 500"
Hot Chick: "We've gotta get you out more often" "lets go up to Canada"
Me: "The French are pussies!"
Hot Chick: "Lets go on a cruise to the Bahamas"
Me: "Is there monkey sex and a lot of alcohol involved in these so called cruises?
Hot Chick: "Yeah, if you get an all inclusive one, I've never been on a cruise"

So I look into the cruises and find out that there really aren't any "all inclusive" cruises, and you have to pay for your alcohol, so I said to hell with that, I'll look for an all inclusive vacation.

Well, you have just fucked yourself dude. As everyone who has ever been to the Indy Fi Hunnert, or seen the movie "Platoon" can tell you, and I quote. "Man, there ain't nuthin better'n pussy.......cept maybe the Indy Fi Hunnert"

Once you let it out of the bag that you have been to the Fi Hunnert, and not just once but twice, she is going to know there is no way she can live up to those expectations. She is in a no win situation.

Never tell a girl you have been to the Fi Hunnert..... ever!!

Sorry dude, sounds like you will be having the usual monkey sex with your hairy hand.

 

[AKAK]

Sorry dude, sounds like you will be having the usual monkey sex with your hairy hand.

Ahh, yes.. the sock monkey Boogie Woogie.