Urgent employment question

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Hypothetical:

Suppose a subordinate cropdusts my office.

Is this grounds for firing?

Please advise.

 

[gregorylee]

Hell no!

but payback is a bitch!

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

no... but it is grounds for beating them with a rubber hose.

 

[methomps]

Hypothetical:

Suppose a subordinate cropdusts my office.

Is this grounds for firing?

Please advise.

Yes, you should be fired

 

[gregorylee]

I can see a large lunch of whitey's followed by many trips past said subordinates desk that afternoon.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I can see a large lunch of whitey's followed by many trips past said subordinates desk that afternoon.

I wish - the closest Whiteys is in Kansas City. :(

 

[bucks4me]

Whitey's AND taco hell.

 

[gregorylee]

You could go for the next best thing, if you can stomache asparagus.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I take a shit in his office and piss in his coffee.

 

[Thump]

Hypothetical:

Suppose a subordinate cropdusts my office.

Is this grounds for firing?

Please advise.

I think that's grounds for a promotion.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I take a shit in his office and piss in his coffee.

Just put visene in his coffe. He'll shit himself the next time he tries to pull that stunt.

 

[BuckBackHome]

I think a frozen can of shaving cream with the top removed tossed in his office right after he goes home for the night is the proper level of revenge.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Hypothetical:

Suppose a subordinate cropdusts my office.

Is this grounds for firing?

Please advise.

Sounds like an upper management trainee!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Fill your mouth with custard. Walk up to him, make like you're honkin up a big ol loogie and then spit the custard at him. When you turn to walk away, say "Beat that" to anyone who's lookin.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

It was a woman.

Does that change things?