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gregorylee
I'd rather be napping!!
awwe man, what a nasty ho! either she gives you oral or she's fired.... 
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scooter1369
HTTR Forever.
No. You invite her out for shots of tequila. Could be a fun night.
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MightbeaBuck
with hat in hand
It changes things completely: You will be dinged for not providing pictures!
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Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
Absolutely.
"Ms. Beasley, could you come in here?"
"You wanted to see me, FCB?"
"I'm sorry to inform you, but this company has a strict policy about women who fart."
"Excuse me?"
"It's far too late for that, now. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go."
"But I ate beans with lunch, and my stomach has been a little sick recently."
"We've hired this young, hot piece of ass. She doesn't fart."
"How can she not fart?"
"You see, women don't typically fart. You're just a weird woman, I guess. Besides, it says right here on her resume that she doesn't fart."
"Ms. Beasley, could you come in here?"
"You wanted to see me, FCB?"
"I'm sorry to inform you, but this company has a strict policy about women who fart."
"Excuse me?"
"It's far too late for that, now. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go."
"But I ate beans with lunch, and my stomach has been a little sick recently."
"We've hired this young, hot piece of ass. She doesn't fart."
"How can she not fart?"
"You see, women don't typically fart. You're just a weird woman, I guess. Besides, it says right here on her resume that she doesn't fart."
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Not after knowing that she shits herself in public. Women that fart while in the company of others is a complete turn off. I have broken up with girls before because they farted in front of me.
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