U.S. Men's National Soccer (Official Thread)

[OHSportsFan]

It all makes sense

Submitting my application for central defender now.

 

[Bucklion]

Better GK: Guzan or Danza in a leather jacket..

I got Danza in a leather jacket.

Danza in assless chaps and a ball gag would be better

 

[TooTall]

Danza in assless chaps and a ball gag would be better

Clean sheets for days... I take that back, poor choice of words..

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Submitting my application for central defender now.

Rejected. Over qualified.

 

[AKAK]

Holy hell. 5 goals in the 30 minutes it took me to drive home.

3 miles. Buy a fucking v-8 already. This is what sensible cars get you.

 

[Bucklion]

3 miles. Buy a fucking v-8 already. This is what sensible cars get you.

Fungo's car stops more than Brad Guzan

 

[Dee-Liem]

I'm literally still trying to figure out how Brad Guzan is the goalkeeper for any national team, let alone the USMNT.

He's gotten benched his final two seasons in England and his side got relegated in back-to-back seasons. Good thing Atlanta can't get relegated.

 

[AKAK]

Fungo's car stops more than Brad Guzan

We need the F-150 of goal keepers. Not the Honda fit

 

[Dee-Liem]

We need the F-150 of goal keepers. Not the Honda fit

You gotta be kidding me. They at least still manufacture the Honda Fit.

Guzan's a Geo or a Saturn.

 

[OHSportsFan]

IS MARTINIQUE THE NEXT CONCACAF POWER? MY COLUMN:

 

[scarletmike]

Phew. Walking out with a W and 3. Not at all pretty, though.

 

[Go_Blue_]

He's definitely let in a couple softies so far.

 

[TDunk]

 

[TooTall]

Fighting for the chance to win the group. If the US boys don't come out and absolutely bury Nicaragua 3 or 4-0, they won't be winning this gold cup. They need to send a message today.

I think I'm most worried about Costa Rica. They are playing really well again, and it appears that they have most of their A-squad. I think they are going to be the biggest threat. Mexico will be tough, no doubt, but they are missing a lot of key players from their top squad (most importantly Oribe Peralta and Miguel Layun). Peralta has been the biggest thorn in US's side when they face off. The guy just knows how to score clutch goals.

 

[scarletmike]

Hopefully they get the goals rolling before the half. At least get one.