U.S. Men's National Soccer (Official Thread)

[Bucklion]

Oh FFS...

Guzan can't even Joe Hart right.

 

[TooTall]

Guzan can't even Joe Hart right.

Is it sad that I'd take Joe Fart over Guzan any day, despite all of the embarrassing goals he's conceded to Zlatan?

 

[AKAK]

Oh FFS...

See, up two. They should send me in. And the weather man too.

 

[Bucklion]

Is it sad that I'd take Joe Fart over Guzan any day, despite all of the embarrassing goals he's conceded to Zlatan?

I'd take a popcorn fart over Guzan right now

 

[AKAK]

I'd take a popcorn fart over Guzan right now

Nah. The popcorn farts I hate... Wait. No. I think I get it.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Absolute garbage first half, even for this B/C team. Much better 2nd half.

Guzan has been stellar the last 2.5 games (Ghana, Panama, and tonight)....and then he does that. It happens, I guess. In the game of world class goal keeping, it doesn't.

 

[TooTall]

Jesus Tap Dancin Tony Danza... There ARE better options than Guzan.. USE THEM!

 

[OHSportsFan]

fuck this defense

 

[Bucklion]

6s, 7s, a number to be named later...this team is a dumpster fire of smouldering bags of dogshit on defense

 

[scarletmike]

Fucking...this shit is inexcusable.

EDIT: Ok, that was one hell of an unlucky bounce. Wasn't actually a shot.

MORRIS!!!

 

[OHSportsFan]

Hahahaha this 2nd half

 

[Bucklion]

US soccer...first to 8 wins

 

[AKAK]

Jesus Tap Dancin Tony Danza... There ARE better options than Guzan.. USE THEM!

WHO'S THE BOSS?

 

[TooTall]

What a fucking give and go from Morris to Zardes to Morris.. Brilliant!

 

[AKAK]

Absolute garbage first half, even for this B/C team. Much better 2nd half.

Guzan has been stellar the last 2.5 games (Ghana, Panama, and tonight)....and then he does that. It happens, I guess. In the game of world class goal keeping, it doesn't.

You.

Stop talking.