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TV Shows You Wish Would Come Back

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"Strangers with Candy"-One of the most offensive/hilarious shows ever aired. There wasn't a religion, race, disability, or sexual preference that wasn't ridiculed during the show's run. I learned some of the most important things in life from this show...

1) Retards love cake
2) Retards don't own the night...no one does
3) You never really 'lose' your parents. Unless of course they die. Then they're gone forever. And nothing will bring them back.
4) Fact: a peaceful, napping General Custer was murdered in his sleep by bloodthirsty Indians while he was on a family camping trip.
5) Now, no one's really sure what the Indians were doing to the buffalo, but it must've been pretty damn sick because millions of these noble creatures committed suicide by jumping in front of the white man's guns.
6) A monkey washing a duck is always funny
7) Apparently there is some 'law' that says you can't discriminate against the disabled
8) Anorexia is contagious
9) The new kid at school is always dangerous
10) Most gay people are retarded.
 
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3 South. An MTV cartoon from around 6 years ago. It was hilarious to me then and it's still pretty funny now.

Joe: "Well, at least you can say you learned one thing in college. In fact, I just came from class where I decided to give Wendy Bonner a little taste of Joe Tate. And, I think she likey...and there she is. What a specimen."

Del: "Why would you be interested in her? She's only 3 inches tall. Well, 4...wait, now she's 5! Oh my God, she's growing! She's turning into a giant! We're all gonna' die!"

Joe: "She's walking toward us, idiot."
 
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