ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

[Jaxbuck]

Can we just stop disparaging a great American like Buford T Justice with these Harbaugh comparisons?

Nobody, and I mean nobody, makes sheriff Buford T Justice look like a opossum's pecker on my watch.

 

[zincfinger]

I probably would have given Michigan's returning running back talent for next year a slightly lower grade than this.

RB: A+. We're in better shape here than any season in recent memory. EDIT: Also forgot about Chris Evans. Damn, A++. Only concern is that Evans causes Charbonnet or Haskins to hit the transfer portal if he passes them. Hopefully not.

 

[NFBuck]

RB: A+. We're in better shape here than any season in recent memory. EDIT: Also forgot about Chris Evans. Damn, A++. Only concern is that Evans causes Charbonnet or Haskins to hit the transfer portal if he passes them. Hopefully not.

A+? GTFOH. Here's what they return with their 2019 stats:

SO - Zach Charbonnet: 136-642, 4.7 ypc, 11 td
JR - Hassan Haskins: 103-561, 5.4 ypc, 4 td
SR - Tru Wilson: 44-221, 5.0 ypc, 1 td
JR - Christian Turner: 44-171, 3.9 ypc, 1 td
and assuming he's allowed back...
SR - Chris Evans: (2018 stats): 81-423, 5.2 ypc, 4 td

That's a pile of "meh." And they put up those numbers behind a pretty experienced OL that is losing their best blocker (Bredeson), their starting LT (Runyan) and probably their C (Ruiz).

DFBIA gonna DFBIA

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

That's gotta be a record turn around from The Game to September Heisman.

 

[Oh8ch]

Remember this is Michigan and they grade on a curve.

 

[zincfinger]

A+? GTFOH.

Not A+. A++.

 

[buckeyemania11]

I like how they did pretty much nothing this recruiting cycle to address their top glaring issue.

Dline - depth+size. They have ZERO DTs in this class so far, are they just going to keep shifting DEs inside and hope it works? 3 DEs in this clas, one is near the top 100 but the other 2 are both above 400th nationally.

At least another year of their Dline getting manhandled by anyone with a somewhat good Oline

 

[Bucklion]

I like how they did pretty much nothing this recruiting cycle to address their top glaring issue.

Dline - depth+size. They have ZERO DTs in this class so far, are they just going to keep shifting DEs inside and hope it works? 3 DEs in this clas, one is near the top 100 but the other 2 are both above 400th nationally.

At least another year of their Dline getting manhandled by anyone with a somewhat good Oline

Well shit, taking undersized DEs and turning them into rush LBs in a 3-4 worked so well for the Browns the last 15 years, so...

 

[Jaxbuck]

A+? GTFOH. Here's what they return with their 2019 stats:

SO - Zach Charbonnet: 136-642, 4.7 ypc, 11 td
JR - Hassan Haskins: 103-561, 5.4 ypc, 4 td
SR - Tru Wilson: 44-22, 5.0 ypc, 1 td
JR - Christian Turner: 44-171, 3.9 ypc, 1 td
and assuming he's allowed back...
SR - Chris Evans: (2018 stats): 81-423, 5.2 ypc, 4 td

That's a pile of "meh." And they put up those numbers behind a pretty experienced OL that is losing their best blocker (Bredeson), their starting LT (Runyan) and probablytheir C (Ruiz).

DFBIA gonna DFBIA

and the OL that couldn't open a hole to save their lives? How is that looking? A+++?

 

[3yardsandacloud]

 

[Dryden]

I like how they did pretty much nothing this recruiting cycle to address their top glaring issue.

Dline - depth+size. They have ZERO DTs in this class so far, are they just going to keep shifting DEs inside and hope it works? 3 DEs in this clas, one is near the top 100 but the other 2 are both above 400th nationally.

At least another year of their Dline getting manhandled by anyone with a somewhat good Oline

This is probably the singular reason Auburn can clip Bama but Michigan can’t beat OSU. Aubbie ALWAYS has elite DTs.

 

[NFBuck]

This is probably the singular reason Auburn can clip Bama but Michigan can’t beat OSU. Aubbie ALWAYS has elite DTs.

But do they even MOB move, bro?

 

[buckeyemania11]

Josh Uche, probably their best pass rusher, is entering the draft

https://detroitsportsnation.com/rep...-draft/apowell/u-of-m-news/12/04/2019/214321/

Defense depth gets thinner heading into next season.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Remember this is Michigan and they grade on a short bus.

fify

 

[buckeyemania11]

Also another transfer casualty

https://www.freep.com/story/sports/...rdan-anthony-ncaa-transfer-portal/2613582001/

Anthony was a 4* and the #8 OLB in the 247 composite for the 17 class