ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

[Jaxbuck]

Josh Uche, probably their best pass rusher, is entering the draft

https://detroitsportsnation.com/rep...-draft/apowell/u-of-m-news/12/04/2019/214321/

Defense depth gets thinner heading into next season.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Let's see how the next month plays out - how many players enter the transfer portal, sit out the bowl game, declare early for the NFL, or otherwise quit on their team.

I'm going to keep a running total on this:

1. LB Josh Uche (early entry) (12/04/2019)
2. LB Jordan Anthony (transfer) (12/04/2019)
3. WR Tarik Black (transfer) (12/13/2019)

 

[buckeyemania11]

Gonna be leaning A LOT on that 2018 class next season, the one that featured 0 top 100 players and 11/20 players rated 500th+ nationally. With all the exodus from the 17 class.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Gonna be leaning A LOT on that 2018 class next season, the one that featured 0 top 100 players and 11/20 players rated 500th+ nationally. With all the exodus from the 17 class.

Defensively, they've already tapped into the '18 class. They recruited all of 9 defensive players.

3 DL: #112, #561 and #645. The top ranked guy is Hutchinson who they moved down to DT and was a starter in that shower raping last Saturday.

1 LB: McGrone #118, already a starter

5 DB's: #s 170, 382, 592, 700 and unranked




good fucking luck with that

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Dudes abandoning ship? Gosh, who among us could have predicted that.

 

[Palpie]

It ok guys. Hairball and gattis out coached osu in the game.
https://mgoblog.com/content/neck-sharpies-show-and-tell

Or you could say Jim Harbaugh was more focused on this game, had more prepared specifically for this game, and outcoached Ryan Day in this game, and it wasn't remotely close.

Yep, cause having a good scripted first drive means the ass whooping that followed didn't happen.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Well, that's one way of looking at it. DFBIA hard at work. Lmao

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

He's going to miss tranny chasing in Brazil with the rest of the team.

 

[Onebuckfan]

Those who stay will get waxed. (In Brazil and in the game) lol

 

[LordJeffBuck]

It ok guys. Hairball and gattis out coached osu in the game.
https://mgoblog.com/content/neck-sharpies-show-and-tell

Anybody else remember this trick play? One of the best ever in the history of CFB?



I guess you could look at that one play and say that Presbyterian (the D-I school with the smallest enrollment, 1,172 undergrads, BTW) out-coached and out-schemed and out-prepared Wake Forest and just wanted it more....

Or you could look a the final score (53-13) and say that Wake Forest won the game by 40 points and pretty much had their way with Presbyterian.

Some people see the glass half-full. Some people see the glass half-empty. Some people see little pink elephants flying around.

 

[Palpie]

Josh Uche, probably their best pass rusher, is entering the draft

https://detroitsportsnation.com/rep...-draft/apowell/u-of-m-news/12/04/2019/214321/

Defense depth gets thinner heading into next season.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

It ok guys. Hairball and gattis out coached osu in the game.
https://mgoblog.com/content/neck-sharpies-show-and-tell

Yep, cause having a good scripted first drive means the ass whooping that followed didn't happen.

The tool who wrote that threatened to ban anyone who used the word "excuses". Do you think he and Brian share the same Harbaugh sex doll or can they each afford their own?

Edit- What a sad, twisted fantasy world they live in. Nothing but "o$u pays dumb jocks hundreds of thousands so they have too much talent for our sagacious coaches to overcome."

 

[NFBuck]

I'm going to keep a running total on this:

1. LB Josh Uche (early entry) (12/04/2019)
2. LB Jordan Anthony (transfer) (12/04/2019)

The tool who wrote that threatened to ban anyone who used the word "excuses". Do you think he and Brian share the same Harbaugh sex doll or can they each afford their own?

I think they take turns who gets to use the mouth and who gets to use the “Kung-fu grip.”

 

[colobuck79]

 

[cincibuck]

A+? GTFOH. Here's what they return with their 2019 stats:

SO - Zach Charbonnet: 136-642, 4.7 ypc, 11 td
JR - Hassan Haskins: 103-561, 5.4 ypc, 4 td
SR - Tru Wilson: 44-221, 5.0 ypc, 1 td
JR - Christian Turner: 44-171, 3.9 ypc, 1 td
and assuming he's allowed back...
SR - Chris Evans: (2018 stats): 81-423, 5.2 ypc, 4 td

That's a pile of "meh." And they put up those numbers behind a pretty experienced OL that is losing their best blocker (Bredeson), their starting LT (Runyan) and probably their C (Ruiz).

DFBIA gonna DFBIA

Not a Biatchamafucka in the list - oh, and Major Teague lookin straight atcha.