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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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Jaxbuck said:
Already looking forward to The Game '20 so I started looking at what they bring back. (This might be a deliciously fun exercise to take our time with and go through position by position this off season.)

I'll start with the most important position on the field, QB.

Player/'20 class/recruiting stars/composite/natl rank
1. Dylan McCaffrey/rJR/****/.9435/#123
2. Joe Milton/rSO/****/.9202/#204
3. Cade McNamara/rFR/****/.9052/#268
4. Dan "the man" Villari/FR/***/.8416/NA

McCaffrey and Milton have actually taken snaps in a college game:

#10 McCaffrey 18/35, 242 yards, 3 TD/0 INT
#5 Milton 6/11, 117 yards, 1TD/2 INT

The only 2019 video I could find on McCaffery is of Wisconsin concussing him:



He did seem like a willing, albeit slow, runner right up to the part where he was detonated. Milton is a run first guy from little anyone has ever seen of him on the field.

Needless to say, they are going to be bringing a very inexperienced first year starter to the Horseshoe November the 28th, 2020.

Stay tuned for more fun as we look at their OL, TE's, WR's and RB's coming back next year.............
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Consider that they may also start the season with DM and he get injured late and start a very green Milton.

They’re properly fucked either way.
 
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sparcboxbuck said:
That’s completely true. I do not.

That said, my post wasn’t exactly well written. Got pinged to pick up the kid as I started typing... but nonetheless, I think you probably figured out what I was trying to say... DFBIA or not, they’re fucked.
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When you really start to look at how inexperienced and thin they are going to be then look at how front loaded their schedule is, man oh man is next fall going to fun in AA.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
When you really start to look at how inexperienced and thin they are going to be then look at how front loaded their schedule is, man oh man is next fall going to fun in AA.
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Just to put it out there

Week 1: @ Washington
Week 2 & 3: The patsies we all play
Week 4: Wisconsin
Week 5: Penn State
Week 6: @ Some lightweight that is throwing their team down the toilet by keep their coach instead of going for Fickell (MSU)
Week 7: @ Minnesota
 
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OSU_D/ said:
Just to put it out there

Week 1: @ Washington
Week 2 & 3: The patsies we all play
Week 4: Wisconsin
Week 5: Penn State
Week 6: @ Some lightweight that is throwing their team down the toilet by keep their coach instead of going for Fickell (MSU)
Week 7: @ Minnesota
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The three stages of the DFBIA's schedule (2020 version)

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Only part I disagree with is the "potato planting" part of the schedule since I think that Washington, Gopher and one (maybe two) of Cheese, Ped and Sparty plant a potato up Harbaugh's ass during that stretch. So they hit their easy stretch with three or four losses in the bag, rack up a few easy wins (though Hoosier might have something to say about that) and head into Ohio Stadium sniffing their own farts. That's a recipe for
49-0. I'll take it.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Only part I disagree with is the "potato planting" part of the schedule since I think that Washington, Gopher and one (maybe two) of Cheese, Ped and Sparty plant a potato up Harbaugh's ass during that stretch. So they hit their easy stretch with three or four losses in the bag, rack up a few easy wins (though Hoosier might have something to say about that) and head into Ohio Stadium sniffing their own farts. That's a recipe for
49-0. I'll take it.
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I thought potato planting = Rainman's code for getting his ass kicked?

Their first 7 games have 5, including 4 in a row, that are loseable.

Given the inexperience at key positions and lack of anything resembling quality depth, I think they hit their 2-3 loss quota by mid October. Then, as you say, they go through the "hitting our stride portion, rocket the DFBIA's hopes into the stratosphere and then hit Columbus like a bug hits a windshield.
 
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