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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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Does anyone here do editing or something like that? I’d like to do a spoof of #MeToo; instead, we show the team mugshot of some recent football alumni.

The mugshot has their graduating or departing record against OSU below the face. And below it is #MeToo. Immediately following the mugshot is said player getting destroyed in one of their games. Do this as many times as you want until the video just sort of ends.

I’d like to start it with Chad Henne. Victimized 4 years; mike hart can be the first one captioned with the hashtag.

Perhaps this is overly elaborate or just flat out bad but I can’t help myself. Obviously we need to most morose music to play throughout it — something just insanely depressing.
 
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Oh8ch said:
3rd in the Division doesn't sound that horrible.
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THREAT LEVEL WANTS TO LEAVE ANN ARBOR FOREVER, FOR IT IS A SILLY PLACE

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Soooooo now what?

At the end of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, nobody gets the grail. I mean, the French do, maybe, but you don't even see the thing and King Arthur and company get arrested for murdering a historian.

It's one of the greatest movie endings of all time because it's not really even an ending; the film literally runs out and you get zero closure, mocking the idea that you were ever invested in this incredibly silly enterprise in the first place.

Well. It's good to get invested in something sometimes. Ohio State might play Michigan next season, on and on until the eventual heat death of the universe (or until football is deemed an unacceptable bloodsport by society at large, whichever comes first), but dammit, it'll mean just as much in the 117th edition of The Game as it will in the 392nd.

But because of that, just like in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, we'll never get a real ending.

In a year we'll do this over again, and even though the outcome is now all-but-certain given the disparity between Ohio State and Michigan, I'm sure that I'll be just as nerve wracked and anxious as I was last Friday. Each new Game is an opportunity to for Ohio State to either lose or gain a pair of holy gold pants, and the outcome is never truly known. There will always be a Threat Level to assess, because the Threat never goes away.

Right? Right???

...aw hell.

THREAT LEVEL
Michigan football is dead. They have ceased to be. Joined the choir invisible. Etcetera. Shea Patterson played an excellent first half, the Michigan offensive gameplan was on point, and stars like Justin Fields and Chase Young were severely limited in their effectiveness. And none of that mattered because not a single person in the state of Michigan had a solution for J.K. Dobbins, so Ohio State still scored 28 points in the first 30 minutes of football.

Game over, bury Harbaugh's khakis at the 50 yard line and call it an afternoon. The Wolverines are done. Possibly forever.

Don't just take my word for it, here's like 50 columns from Michigan opinion havers who are suspiciously just now waking up to the idea that the Wolverines are worse than the Buckeyes, as confirmed by a 29 point loss to Ohio State. No, not the one in 2015. And no, not last year, that was merely a 23 point loss, confirmation of nothing.

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I mean the one two days ago.

Dan Wolken, USA Today:

But the real insult is that Harbaugh still doesn’t seem to acknowledge that this is a holistic program problem, not just a bad game that happens to occur annually two days after Thanksgiving.

John U. Bacon, Michigan fan, all around good guy, and writer of cool books:



Mitch Albom, Michigan fan and a guy who also writes books and who might also be an all around good guy, I don't know, I've never met the dude:

Maybe Jim Harbaugh should Meet Five Star Recruits in Michigan before Saturdays with Harbie makes it impossible for Wolverine fans to Have a Little Faith I'm kidding he didn't say this.

He did say this though!

The Buckeyes are better. Say it and get it over with. Say it and spit the bad taste out of your mouth. It’s not a shame to admit, not when it’s true, and it doesn’t have to be true forever but it’s undeniably true now.

Some nerd:

But their team isn't as talented as their players would indicate, and after every Michigan loss to Ohio State during the Jim Harbaugh era the Michigan media has gotten increasingly bold about asking just why in the hell that is the case.

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Entire article: https://www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio...ave-ann-arbor-forever-for-it-is-a-silly-place
 
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Palpie said:
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Ahhh there it is. Not only the "osu cheats" bs, but combo-ed with "if tsun would just lower itself to cheat like everyone else total domination would ensue." My favorite mgoblow delusion is their belief that if they could just pay recruits/players that would solve everything and the top 25 players in each recruiting class would sign with tsun every year.
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DFBIA gonna DFBIA.

Also, if this dickless fuck wit wants to compare Harbaugh to Anikan Skywalker, why in the hell is he referring to OSU as "the Sith"?
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Anyone who believes that the tsun football players have Ivy League SAT scores...or SAT scores anywhere near that of an average tsun freshman...or anywhere near that of an average Ohio State freshman is a fool, a delusional fool grasping for excuses as to why their $8M a year savior is a failure.
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Exactly the are only a normal college student if they want to be and at most schools they don’t want their starters to have that option.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Anyone who believes that the tsun football players have Ivy League SAT scores...or SAT scores anywhere near that of an average tsun freshman...or anywhere near that of an average Ohio State freshman is a fool, a delusional fool grasping for excuses as to why their $8M a year savior is a failure.
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Not only that, but if you believe that none of the rules are ever bent (or flat out broken) in Ann Arbor (is a whore), then you're not only stupid, but you're blatantly ignoring the obvious reality. Harbrua himself spent the first 2-3 years pushing the envelope into the gray area when it came to his recruiting methods.

They're broken now, because for the first 4 years, we had Urban, so they gave Harbaru a pass to lose the game. This year though, was going to be different because we had a guy who'd never been a coach before. A guy who could never be as good as they chosen savior. Now that Day has also bitch-slapped Harbrau's team - in their own house - they're out of answers.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Anyone who believes that the tsun football players have Ivy League SAT scores...or SAT scores anywhere near that of an average tsun freshman...or anywhere near that of an average Ohio State freshman is a fool, a delusional fool grasping for excuses as to why their $8M a year savior is a failure.
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or they are a Penn State fan

don't forget them

they suffer under the delusion, after a loss of course, that A) they are an Ivy League caliber school B) all of their kids could get in if they didn't play football C) everyone else cheats
 
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Harbrua himself spent the first 2-3 years pushing the envelope into the gray area when it came to his recruiting methods.
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There wasn't much of an envelope in the first place. This is an institution that has prioritized football at the expense of its vaunted, if exaggerated, academic reputation for decades, with Professor Emeritus Fuck Lion being only the most blatant example in recent, pre-Harbaugh years.
 
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ScriptOhio said:
Don't just take my word for it, here's like 50 columns from Michigan opinion havers who are suspiciously just now waking up to the idea that the Wolverines are worse than the Buckeyes, as confirmed by a 29 point loss to Ohio State. No, not the one in 2015. And no, not last year, that was merely a 23 point loss, confirmation of nothing.
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This got me to thinking about the three Games played at the Pig House under Hairball's tenure:

OSU 42, TFUN 13 (29 points)
OSU 31, TFUN 20 (11 points)
OSU 56, TFUN 27 (29 points)

Average score of 43-20 (23 points).
 
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So, I had to build on my above post. In The Game in 1968, where Woody lamented that he couldn't go for three after the final TD, we scored 50 points against TFUN. In the following 35 seasons, up through Tressel's third year in 2003, we cracked the 30-point barrier a grand total of two times (31 points in 1988 and 1998) and averaged 15.7 points a game. However, in the 16 seasons since the start of the Troy Smith Era (second half of 2004), we've scored 30+ points 12 times, 42+ points seven times, broke the all-time scoring mark of 50 points the last two games by scoring 62 and 56 points, and have averaged 36.4 points a game. Three yards and a cloud of dust my ass...more like six yards and a rooster-tail of pellets.
 
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