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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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Coming in this morning, I came up behind a Mazda with a hail to the victors bumper sticker on one side of the bumper and a Ped State lion on the other side. Please don't let these people breed. I passed them on the right side knowing what I would see when I looked at them. Yep, woman was driving, mod glasses, face close to the windshield, squinting, driving 5 under the speed limit, smugness seeping from every pore. Hipster dude sitting next to her with the pencil thin goatee, one of those beanie hats like he just came back from a trek in Tibet, working hard on his phone, smugness level at least as high as hers. Why would I let this make me ragey? Why?
 
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colobuck79 said:
Coming in this morning, I came up behind a Mazda with a hail to the victors bumper sticker on one side of the bumper and a Ped State lion on the other side. Please don't let these people breed. I passed them on the right side knowing what I would see when I looked at them. Yep, woman was driving, mod glasses, face close to the windshield, squinting, driving 5 under the speed limit, smugness seeping from every pore. Hipster dude sitting next to her with the pencil thin goatee, one of those beanie hats like he just came back from a trek in Tibet, working hard on his phone, smugness level at least as high as hers. Why would I let this make me ragey? Why?
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You get any pics of the looks on their faces as they were being drug from the wreckage?


I mean, you took care of business? Right??
 
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colobuck79 said:
Coming in this morning, I came up behind a Mazda with a hail to the victors bumper sticker on one side of the bumper and a Ped State lion on the other side. Please don't let these people breed. I passed them on the right side knowing what I would see when I looked at them. Yep, woman was driving, mod glasses, face close to the windshield, squinting, driving 5 under the speed limit, smugness seeping from every pore. Hipster dude sitting next to her with the pencil thin goatee, one of those beanie hats like he just came back from a trek in Tibet, working hard on his phone, smugness level at least as high as hers. Why would I let this make me ragey? Why?
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Which was Pedo and which was dUMbo? Any ideas?
 
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LordJeffBuck said:
Which was Pedo and which was dUMbo? Any ideas?
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She feels the self righteous need to drive wahtever speed she wants in the left lane and make other sinners/speeders/morally inferior types go around her = PSU

He is some kind of millennial hipster poster boy who oozes smugness out of every pore but at home assumes the position and takes a proper rogering from her strap on = tsun

Prove me wrong
 
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LordJeffBuck said:
Which was Pedo and which was dUMbo? Any ideas?
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Jaxbuck said:
She feels the self righteous need to drive wahtever speed she wants in the left lane and make other sinners/speeders/morally inferior types go around her = PSU

He is some kind of millennial hipster poster boy who oozes smugness out of every pore but at home assumes the position and takes a proper rogering from her strap on = tsun

Prove me wrong
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I think Jax has it right. However it was hard to tell from their charred remains.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
She feels the self righteous need to drive wahtever speed she wants in the left lane and make other sinners/speeders/morally inferior types go around her = PSU

He is some kind of millennial hipster poster boy who oozes smugness out of every pore but at home assumes the position and takes a proper rogering from her strap on = tsun

Prove me wrong
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I was thinking it is just nature that women naturally care for children so she wouldn’t root for PSU outside of the state of Pennsylvania. That’s all I’ve got.
 
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I DVR'd Big Noon Kickoff show on Saturday bc I had to attend my son's soccer game. I watched it later bc I enjoy it far more than Game Day.

The funniest part of the show was at the end. They had Charles Woodson as a guest and he was singing "Hail to the scummers" as *ichigan was running onto the field before MSU game.

Asked Urban if he knew the words to the song and he replied, "No, Charles. All I know is 7-0". Had me laughing all day long.
 
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Lot's of this starting to brew from DFBIA

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Shea has to show me against Indiana that he can sustain this, which I know he is totally capable of it. Would love to see another 300yd game with a few TDs. He can do that, then we can matchup with OSU's ability to both be able to run the ball and throw it.
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Ohio State runs at 6.2 YPC as a team. scUM 4.1

Fields 69% 31 TD 1 INT
Patterson 59% 16 TD 4 INT

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ORD_Buckeye said:
Fields + Dobbins or Mississippi Jesus + Chardonnay?

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Patterson finally has a good level game throwing the ball against a completely depleted MSU defense and now hes on the same level as Fields

The 2 previous "PUTTING IT TOGETHER!!!" wins against Maryland and ND he was only a combined 19/34 for 251 yards. Captain checkdown.

scUM only managed 83 rushing yards on 34 attempts (a whopping 2.4 YPC) against the same depleted MSU defense.
 
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