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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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Nigel Tufnel said:
Actually, they say “O let do it!”
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They can pretend all they want but the recruits can’t keep the secret. What’s scUM gonna do?

“Look, kid, you’re talented as fuck, but you’re kind of an idiot. We want you to go to school here and admissions will get you in, but we tell everybody else that our recruits are brain surgeons. So the deal is, you can’t act like a fucking moron in public. Deal?”

Then recruits go outside, open their mouths on film, and all questions about whether their recruits would be building rocket ships if they weren’t playing football are answered.
 
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cincibuck said:
And it takes them 13 years just to get out of high school where as real Amuricuns can do it in 12.

Doing an add junk stint at Miami (don't tell Ord) a few years back and had one of their hockey goons in my class. Poor kid took a puck to the throat and was hospitalized for a week, couldn't speak for at least two.
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That's incredibly lucky. Both in hockey and lacrosse the throat is one of the most unprotected areas on a player's body. Even more so in hockey. I've had a couple of kids take a ball to the throat from a shot on goal and it scares the crap out of me every time I walk out on the field to see if the kid is OK.

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That's a brand new helmet shattered by a shot on goal during a tOSU practice a couple of years ago. Imagine that on a kid's throat.
 
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sparcboxbuck said:
That's incredibly lucky. Both in hockey and lacrosse the throat is one of the most unprotected areas on a player's body. Even more so in hockey. I've had a couple of kids take a ball to the throat from a shot on goal and it scares the crap out of me every time I walk out on the field to see if the kid is OK.

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That's a brand new helmet shattered by a shot on goal during a tOSU practice a couple of years ago. Imagine that on a kid's throat.
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sparcboxbuck said:
That's incredibly lucky. Both in hockey and lacrosse the throat is one of the most unprotected areas on a player's body. Even more so in hockey. I've had a couple of kids take a ball to the throat from a shot on goal and it scares the crap out of me every time I walk out on the field to see if the kid is OK.

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That's a brand new helmet shattered by a shot on goal during a tOSU practice a couple of years ago. Imagine that on a kid's throat.
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A shot on goal with what, a 50 cal?
 
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CFPBuckeye said:
At this point, what’s the harm in trying to cheat if you’re scUM? It’s not going to prevent them from winning those championships that they’re already not winning.

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I do believe that people should lay off of Gary’s recruitment, though. He absolutely could have turned down 300k to attend scUM. Hasn’t he proven already that he could just be retarded?
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How much was Michigan paying his mom per year? A job is generally worth a lot more than a lump sum... especially if you can spin it in future jobs. Foot in the door.
Wouldn't surprise me if there was some truth to the 300k... but his momma weighed the options and chose the salary.
 
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