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ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2018 thread)

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What other washed out NFL assistants are out there that can Jimmah drag onto the sinking ship with him? Besides Greg Roman

Is Bob Bratkowski available?
Are you sure you don't mean Charles Bukowski?

At least he understands the DFBIA

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Dan Enos in.

Mgoblog?

Enos is a college guy whose most prominent stints as an assistant were at mashing pro-style programs, and he had good results despite working at a substantial talent disadvantage. College-lifer pro-style coaches are an endangered species, and while Enos doesn't have a Don Brown resume he's probably the best available coach who's at all a fit for what Michigan wants to do.
So, he's basically exactly what they already have, but has a different name. scUM needs a dynamic offensive mind, not just somebody else to do exactly what they've been doing for years. scUMfan for years pointed at Saban as an example of how an old school, pro-style offense can still win titles. The last two years, even Saban has turned to the spread.
 
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Dan Enos in.

Mgoblog?


So, he's basically exactly what they already have, but has a different name. scUM needs a dynamic offensive mind, not just somebody else to do exactly what they've been doing for years. scUMfan for years pointed at Saban as an example of how an old school, pro-style offense can still win titles. The last two years, even Saban has turned to the spread.
Well, when things come full circle and a 1980s offense is en vogue again, scUM will be at the forefront.

I mean...

If we assume.....

That'll happen.

Like.... you know...

next year.
 
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Funny thing is, and I do truly believe this...

If the 1980s ever do come back around, scUM will try to run the spread... and they'll wonder just why in the hell their 180 lb LB (I exaggerate, but.. we are talking about DFBIA, after all) is getting trucked by a 230 FB leading a 220 RB through the A gap.

LMAO
 
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What we need now is for them to go after a 3-3-5 oriented DC in anticipation of the Air Raid offense that DH will bring to Columbus.

Edit: fuck, I may go deep under cover long game trolling with this... the people at S&M seem a lot smarter than *go... I think I should open a two front war of espionage to solidify my cover.
 
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