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What happened to my ¤cash?
With all the hubbub about the Saint Joe of State Penn shit, I nearly passed up on this Amazon thing with tsun. Watched episode one tonight.
Some things about this are quite puzzling. First off, and this is serious, I suspect that the access that the crews were given were done so with the notion that this would be a good thing for the program, right? I mean it’s free publicity. Ok, so there’s that... but in all seriousness Hairball looks like an idiot in 60% of the situations they filmed. The speech before training camp about telling people he didn’t like ice cream because he didn’t have money to buy his own and that being some kind of ‘dark’ motivation? WT actual F? Then he goes his old dorm room before summer camp and there’s a freshman player in the room who introduces himself to Hairball? I mean really? I know the kid is a frosh and all, but did he really not know who the kid was? And if, God forbid, he doesn’t know the kid’s name, where’s his handlers? They are filming you asshole.
The dude is just off. Like off center 30-degrees or so. He’s not completely right.
Highlight for me was listening to Drevno talking about the QBs and saying they are ‘right there’ while Pep was playing with chess pieces from the board on Jim’s coffee table. Like Drevno couldn’t hold his attention...
Ok, so another highlight was coming to the realization that, if in fact this is supposed to make them look good, and assuming there was a crap ton of footage that is on the cutting room floor, this was the best they could come up with. Dollars to donuts, the cutting room floor plays like a Benny Hill blooper reel. For that, I’d pay good money.
GBYBMYMSOB
Some things about this are quite puzzling. First off, and this is serious, I suspect that the access that the crews were given were done so with the notion that this would be a good thing for the program, right? I mean it’s free publicity. Ok, so there’s that... but in all seriousness Hairball looks like an idiot in 60% of the situations they filmed. The speech before training camp about telling people he didn’t like ice cream because he didn’t have money to buy his own and that being some kind of ‘dark’ motivation? WT actual F? Then he goes his old dorm room before summer camp and there’s a freshman player in the room who introduces himself to Hairball? I mean really? I know the kid is a frosh and all, but did he really not know who the kid was? And if, God forbid, he doesn’t know the kid’s name, where’s his handlers? They are filming you asshole.
The dude is just off. Like off center 30-degrees or so. He’s not completely right.
Highlight for me was listening to Drevno talking about the QBs and saying they are ‘right there’ while Pep was playing with chess pieces from the board on Jim’s coffee table. Like Drevno couldn’t hold his attention...
Ok, so another highlight was coming to the realization that, if in fact this is supposed to make them look good, and assuming there was a crap ton of footage that is on the cutting room floor, this was the best they could come up with. Dollars to donuts, the cutting room floor plays like a Benny Hill blooper reel. For that, I’d pay good money.
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Major college football is about recruiting.
Recruiting is about comfort and relationships.
Our blood enemy has gone all-in on a head coach with a personality disorder.
I remind myself of this from time to time and it always makes me smile.
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OK, now that you guys have conned me into looking at this opus...
Lucky I hadn't had breakfast, given I about gagged watching the trip to Rome segment. Still can't comprehend how the hell they get away with that. (Free Tats: National Scandal. Free Trip to Rome: Educational Enrichment.)
Anyway, up to the halftime FL "game"--Am I deaf, or having blackouts, or did they NEVER once mention in the commentary that FL had to suit up their friggin' water boys because half the damn team was suspended for that game? (And yet, the skunk weasels still struggled against them.)
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Ah. Worth all the time invested just to hear the tsun player sobbing after losing to Sparty.
Where's that meme about drinking tears?
Where's that meme about drinking tears?
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I know it's said so often that it comes off as joking around, but the harbrau is absolutely on the spectrum. That dude is pure assburgers.
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As funny as him not being able to play this year would be, i'd rather witness the meltdown when their newly crowned savior doesn't turn out to be what they talked him up to be.
Of his 17 TDs last year 13 came against UT Martin, South Alabama and Vanderbilt. In any other games he threw for 4 TDs and 8 INTs
Not a lot of UT Martin's and South Bama's on scUMs schedule this year
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Nah, fuck them. I want him to have to sit this year so they'll build him up even more.
We get more losing in '18 AND more schadenfreude in '19 & '20 that way.
I like more.
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Here's another thing to consider: Patterson will be eligible for the 2019 NFL draft. If he sits out in 2018 and declares, then he'll never play a down for scUM.
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