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ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2018 thread)

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The funny part is that they've actually pretty much convinced themselves that the B1G wanted Northwestern to beat them.......which makes absolutely no sense at all to anyone who's not a moron. A "up" Michigan is a win for the B1G, but the conference just wants to screw them sideways on all fronts. Solid logic.
Yes, and we all know that the B1G wants to cater to all 11 Northwestern fans.
 
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The funny part is that they've actually pretty much convinced themselves that the B1G wanted Northwestern to beat them.......which makes absolutely no sense at all to anyone who's not a moron. A "up" Michigan is a win for the B1G, but the conference just wants to screw them sideways on all fronts. Solid logic.
They have also gone so long without a competent pass rush that they're shocked that it's going uncalled the last few years.
 
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What do un-athletic and slow-footed offensive linemen do? They reach and grab. And what happens when you are too slow to be in the right position against someone faster than you? That reach and grab becomes a hold.

I think you've got it backwards. That chart is showing how often they draw holds on the opposition vs how good their pass rush is (as determined by some websites rating).
 
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That fan base truly believes all penalties called against the football team are due to the refs bias.

On another note I appreciate that when a tOSU players knocks a guy our people here complain that it is now a penalty......they do't deny it happened they merely complain it is the game now. The difference is massive.
 
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That fan base truly believes all penalties called against the football team are due to the refs bias.

On another note I appreciate that when a tOSU players knocks a guy our people here complain that it is now a penalty......they do't deny it happened they merely complain it is the game now. The difference is massive.
Thanks for noticing. But... it's easier not to be a little bitch about the officiating when
A) you don't root for a team who's "legendary coach" made a habit of hiring players' dads to ref their games thereby giving the fan base a wholly skewed baseline as to what constitutes an evenly called game and;
B) you don't root for a team that was last relevant when your great grandparents were in diapers. (By the way, for frame of reference, I'm 47 years old. My last great grandparent died in 1993. She was 100 years old.)
 
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Of course the B1G should ask Michigan which refs they want and just constantly assign the other ones to other games. That's definitely how it should work and not at all something an arrogant fanbase would come up with.

And for those keeping score at home, it’s not normally distributed. It’s a Poisson distribution. Douche bag loses credibility in his first breath.
 
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B) you don't root for a team that was last relevant when your great grandparents were in diapers. (By the way, for frame of reference, I'm 47 years old. My last great grandparent died in 1993. She was 100 years old.)

Since TTUN was definitely relevant in 1903, that means your great-grandmother (rest her soul) was wearing diapers around the age of 10.

But at least you can blame genetics for that severe bedwetting issue you're still dealing with.
 
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