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ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2018 thread)

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CFPBuckeye said:
All that “talent” and then Harbaugh eventually departs? Sounds like success!

I’ve never seen a more “successful” coach with nowhere to go. His act wore thin in the pros to where he wasn’t wanted after going to a Super Bowl. He goes back to his alma mater, a storied major college program and can’t do shit. He won’t last much longer there. Where can this guy land where he can actually do something? High School? AAF? CFL?
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He's like Bizzarro Lane Kiffin.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
and straight up wreck a buffet
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Good afternoon, Mr. Hoke. How are you feeling today?

Better--

Better?

Better get a bucket ... I think I'm gonna throw up.


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Recruiting pitch targeted at Zach Harrison.

Secure your legacy as a Michigan legend by becoming a Big Ten honorable mention, national award quarter finalist, undrafted free agent like Jordan Kovacs, who is still better than a quarter of the other players who made the cut for this graphic.
 
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Buckeye86 said:


Recruiting pitch targeted at Zach Harrison.

Secure your legacy as a Michigan legend by becoming a Big Ten honorable mention, national award quarter finalist, undrafted free agent like Jordan Kovacs, who is still better than a quarter of the other players who made the cut for this graphic.
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No Sean Crable?
 
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Buckeye86 said:


Recruiting pitch targeted at Zach Harrison.

Secure your legacy as a Michigan legend by becoming a Big Ten honorable mention, national award quarter finalist, undrafted free agent like Jordan Kovacs, who is still better than a quarter of the other players who made the cut for this graphic.
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Alternate titles for that chart:

"OHIO KIDS WHO DIDN'T GET RECRUITED BY OHIO STATE BUT ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO BECOME LEGENDS AT MICHIGAN"

"OHIO KIDS WHO WERE HIGHLY RECRUITED BY MICHIGAN BUT WHO HAVE LOSING RECORDS AGAINST OHIO STATE"

"KIDS FROM OHIO YOUR GREAT GRANDFATHER COULD TELL YOU ABOUT IF HE WASN'T DEAD"

"KIDS WHO MAKE YOU WANT TO LOOK UP THE WORD 'LEGEND' IN THE DICTIONARY TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS"

"WHERE'S WALDO" - where Waldo is the one kid OSU really wishes they had but who went to Michigan instead.
 
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