ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2016 official thread)

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Besides, when you just arbitrarily pick a number of people you've offered, there's no reason you can't arbitrarily pick a number of people you put in the NFL.

As it happens, I've personally made 63 offers, and of those 63 74 of them are in the NFL

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Gonna have to switch up from London Gentleman to Sex Panther. I hear it works so well it's illegal in 9 countries.

It's got real bits of panther.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Besides, when you just arbitrarily pick a number of people you've offered, there's no reason you can't arbitrarily pick a number of people you put in the NFL.

As it happens, I've personally made 63 offers, and of those 63 74 of them are in the NFL

I seem to always get in trouble for making offers.

"solicitation" they say

I mean, how the hell do they know the difference between an offer and an Offer?

 

[Buckeye86]

I guess I'm misremembering the universal acclaim that Rodriguez's hiring was greeted with among the DFBIA.

Oh bulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll [Mark May]. There are a lot of things I'll let go or just straight up forget. How Rich Rod was going to bring the spread to the B1G and dominate the rest of this slow ass league is not one of them. We were all laughed at for not pissing down our legs and begging for mercy at the mere hire of the guy.

Look at what he did with WVU talent... imagine what he can do with the Michigan talent he will surely recruit!!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I seem to always get in trouble for making offers.

"solicitation" they say

I mean, how the hell do they know the difference between an offer and an Offer?

Well, you can't buy a 20 dollar blow job with 18 bucks. Just sayin.

 

[tsteele316]

I hadn't seen this one.

Ok, I'll bite, how does a guy who played college ball at Oregon get onto the "Harbaugh developed me" list? Osmosis?

Greg mattison coached him in Baltimore.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I seem to always get in trouble for making offers.

"solicitation" they say

I mean, how the hell do they know the difference between an offer and an Offer?

You can't give them the money up front. That'd be an OFFER. You have to have them fuck for free and then you can casually leave them "cab fare" or "cheeseburger money" afterwards. You know, like a gentleman. That's an offer.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Well, you can't buy a 20 dollar blow job with 18 bucks. Just sayin.

Jeez! What classy area do you hang out? I don't pay more than $3.50.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Jeez! What classy area do you hang out? I don't pay more than $3.50.

for how many?

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

for how many?

Two on Tuesdays.

 

[gmen6981]

Two on Tuesdays.

Tacos included?

 

[BayBuck]

Tacos included?

Both tacos?

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

 

[OhioState001]

scum fans are getting loud. Somehow spinning our win as evidence that they will beat us because apparently their 7 point win at home was way more impressive

 

[Jaxbuck]

scum fans are getting loud. Somehow spinning our win as evidence that they will beat us because apparently their 7 point win at home was way more impressive

like last year when they were going to win The Game because they had actually beaten MSU but for that one play and OSU lost to them?

That kind of transitive nonsense?

DFBIA