ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2016 official thread)

[CFPBuckeye]

The self-importance of Michigan Man knows no bounds:

Ha! How hard is it for a Michigan Man to be wearing piss all the time, SB nation? Usually it's running down their legs.

 

[Jaxbuck]

A Michigan Man wears his school colors at all times:

especially when they match the colors of his employer



fucking clowns

 

[NFBuck]

He'll look just as goofy wearing those same colors next fall/winter averaging 2.1 ppg and shooting 33.3% from the field. *ichigan *an sucks in the NBA. Talk about a throw-away pick.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

 

[CFPBuckeye]

That position will serve them well for the rest of their lives.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

i post that over 3 hours ago, and ljb gets one more "like"?



edit: now 3 more "likes." i think i'm going to "like" his post just to prove a point.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

That position will serve them well for every last Saturday in November...

fify

 

[LostLassie]

Does the extended version of this video end with Hairbag being eaten by hyenas?

 

[Smudger]

 

[cincibuck]

Pluto has a football team?

You kids... Anyone else remember the MNF game at Oakland when Otis Sistrunk came on camera during introductions and said, "Otis Sistrunk, University of Mars." Howard and Dandy Don lost it.

 

[DiamondBuck]

You kids... Anyone else remember the MNF game at Oakland when Otis Sistrunk came on camera during introductions and said, "Otis Sistrunk, University of Mars." Howard and Dandy Don lost it.

Ashamed to say I didn't catch this and I was certainly old enough to have...

The cameras caught steam emanating from Sistrunk’s bald head. Analyst Alex Karras, seeing the image and knowing that Sistrunk was the only active NFL player who had not played in college, quipped that Sistrunk was from the University of Mars...Sistrunk, who parlayed the “Martian” image into roles in Miller Lite commercials after retiring, has kept the bald look.


http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/seahawks/otis-sistrunk-happy-in-life-after-mars/

 

[ScriptOhio]

The cameras caught steam emanating from Sistrunk’s bald head. Analyst Alex Karras, seeing the image and knowing that Sistrunk was the only active NFL player who had not played in college, quipped that Sistrunk was from the University of Mars...Sistrunk, who parlayed the “Martian” image into roles in Miller Lite commercials after retiring, has kept the bald look.

 

[Jake]

Michigan dumped Arkansas for 2018-2019 and replaced them with Notre Dame.


http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sp...ort-michigan-notre-dame-resume-2018/86794342/

Greenstein then asked if Bielema if he was going to do anything fun with the $2 million that U-M paid Arkansas to buy out of the series, to which Bielema responded: “Maybe host a satellite camp in Cabo?”


http://www.freep.com/story/sports/c...7/07/michigan-arkansas-bret-bielema/86804900/

 

[MaxBuck]

Greenstein then asked if Bielema if he was going to do anything fun with the $2 million that U-M paid Arkansas to buy out of the series, to which Bielema responded: “Maybe host a satellite camp in Cabo?”

Shit. Am I going to have to start liking this fat fuck?