ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2016 official thread)

[CFPBuckeye]

To their credit, they at least know who our first stringer is/can be. I certainly don't know who the fuck scUM's first string running back is.

 

[kujirakira]

To their credit, they at least know who our first stringer is/can be. I certainly don't know who the fuck scUM's first string running back is.

It's doubly funny cuz this time last year they were crying bloody murder about his recruitment and demanding he be allowed to go up there.

 

[kujirakira]

Alleged or convicted?

Touche. scUM might be the only one with multiple convictions and school punishments. Hoke wasn't completely aware of all the holes in his ship.

 

[Jaxbuck]

It is late May and we are still dealing with temps in the 50's and rain.

If it weren't for scUM fans running their cockholsters I'd never know summer was upon us.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Touche. scUM might be the only one with multiple convictions and school punishments. Hoke wasn't completely aware of all the holes in his ship.

He knew. He was the one eating the ship, putting the holes in it.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Is this an official Michigan account?

 

[Smudger]

Is this an official Michigan account?

Negative, just fanboys. They aren't that brazen.

 

[ochre]

Negative, just fanboys. They aren't that brazen.

So, basically Harbaugh is probably running it?

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Comparison of Ohio State's and Michigan's leading running back for the past four seasons:

Ohio State Running Back	Season	Rushes	Yds Rush	Yd/Rush	TD Rush
Carlos Hyde	2012	185	970	5.24	16
Carlos Hyde	2013	208	1,521	7.31	15
Ezekiel Elliott	2014	273	1,878	6.88	18
Ezekiel Elliott	2015	289	1,821	6.30	23
4-Year Combined Total	2012-15	955	6,190	6.48	72

^Michigan Running Back	Season	Rushes	Yds Rush	Yd/Rush	TD Rush
Fitzgerald Toussaint	2012	130	514	3.95	5
Fitzgerald Toussaint	2013	185	648	3.50	13
DeVeon Smith	2014	108	519	4.81	6
DeVeon Smith	2015	180	753	4.18	6
4-Year Combined Total	2012-15	603	2,434	4.04	30

Mike Weber will have a tough time matching Zeke's and Hyde's totals over the past four seasons, but he's got to be better than Michigan's retuning starter, DeVeon Smith. Probably a Hell of a lot better.

 

[kujirakira]

Comparison of Ohio State's and Michigan's leading running back for the past four seasons:

Ohio State Running Back	Season	Rushes	Yds Rush	Yd/Rush	TD Rush
Carlos Hyde	2012	185	970	5.24	16
Carlos Hyde	2013	208	1,521	7.31	15
Ezekiel Elliott	2014	273	1,878	6.88	18
Ezekiel Elliott	2015	289	1,821	6.30	23
4-Year Combined Total	2012-15	955	6,190	6.48	72

^Michigan Running Back	Season	Rushes	Yds Rush	Yd/Rush	TD Rush
Fitzgerald Toussaint	2012	130	514	3.95	5
Fitzgerald Toussaint	2013	185	648	3.50	13
DeVeon Smith	2014	108	519	4.81	6
DeVeon Smith	2015	180	753	4.18	6
4-Year Combined Total	2012-15	603	2,434	4.04	30

Mike Weber will have a tough time matching Zeke's and Hyde's totals over the past four seasons, but he's got to be better than Michigan's retuning starter, DeVeon Smith. Probably a Hell of a lot better.

Reminds me of this gem..... and how the hell did Touissant find the endzone 13 times that year?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Reminds me of this gem..... and how the hell did Touissant find the endzone 13 times that year?

10 came against IU, Uconn, Central tsun and Minnesota

 

[jwinslow]

To their credit, they at least know who our first stringer is/can be. I certainly don't know who the fuck scUM's first string running back is.

Just wait, you'll see, this year we won't have to use our explosive defensive specialist as our bellcow?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Smart move.....

After losing 13 of the last 15 meetings, and on the heels of being fed your own penis 42-13 you give the heir apparent to a running game which put up 369 yards on you bulletin board material.

Yep.... smart move.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Just wait, you'll see, this year we won't have to use our explosive defensive specialist as our bellcow?

Specialist? Absolutley. Here he is demonstrating his perfect defensive stance.

Somewhere is that amazing gif of Barrett giving him broken ankles. I can't find it.

 

[jwinslow]

Smart move.....

After losing 13 of the last 15 meetings, and on the heels of being fed your own penis 42-13 you give the heir apparent to a running game which put up 369 yards on you bulletin board material.

Yep.... smart move.

You have to work very hard to find a unproductive tailback in Urban's offense. I think Warren Ball is about the only one and I'm not sure he saw a meaningful snap at RB in 4 years.